Morning.
As your doctor, I recommend that you get better sleep tonight.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:07, archived)

What should I do about this lump

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:55, archived)

I have a name!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:59, archived)

shut up, Lump

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:43, archived)

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lumpawaroo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:47, archived)

Let it sit alone in a boggy marsh.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:04, archived)

Totally emotionless you are

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:16, archived)

A real doctor would recommend he got better sleep last night.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:08, archived)

I think that's only the kind of doctors who travel in police phone boxes or DeLoreans.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:19, archived)

retardis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 13:01, archived)

I tend not to bother with sleep myself, I have drawers full of energy drinks to get me through the day.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:30, archived)

They might work better if you take them out and drink them instead of keeping them in drawers.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:34, archived)

I spent five years at medical school and have 18 years of clinical experience, I think I know how a fucking energy drink works.
They sit in my draw and I passively absorb their radiant energy waves through my left thigh. If I need more of a boost I just move closer to the drawer.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:47, archived)

Do you have a drawer full of placebo energy drinks next to your right thigh?
If not, I feel this is an important opportunity for a clinical study to see if one leg jumps more than the other.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 13:25, archived)