Hiya fannie's
What's going on?

You can't say 'my nan, the game'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 14:39, archived)

Busy weekend ahead?
Might go British Museum.

Might suck off a sealion
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 14:41, archived)

Going out for Thai tonight
Might sodomize a shrike
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 14:55, archived)

This is my favourite Thai spot
boroughmarket.org.uk/traders/kolae/

It's fucking amazing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 15:51, archived)

Ah nice
This place is pretty new, very small, family run. And within staggering distance, which helps
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:17, archived)

The only walking distance restaurants near me are all South Indian
and they're shit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:29, archived)

You have to Goa long way to find good South Indian grub.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:05, archived)

Not much, just hiding till home time

( mongychops, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 14:42, archived)

I've just gone to the loo*

*Spoons
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Feb 2025, 15:17, archived)

Cold and wet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)

Ariston

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 15:51, archived)

I loved her in Friends

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:17, archived)

I heard you prefer Cox

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:52, archived)

She never wore a bra

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Feb 2025, 21:35, archived)

alright Ross

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 20:29, archived)

poo's and wee's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:37, archived)

Yo man

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:58, archived)

sup G

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:00, archived)

All ok here
U?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:08, archived)

yeah life is good
What have I missed?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:16, archived)

Fuck all m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:47, archived)

classic b3ta

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 18:00, archived)

Totes and blates

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 18:03, archived)

Had this delivered today, possibly up your strasse
riseaboverecords.com/product/trivialities/

Artwork by my mate who did my album sleeves and liner notes by another chap I know. It's a proper Cov fest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 18:13, archived)

Shit I'm going to have to get one of those, it's great eh
Such a great label
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 20:25, archived)

Tangled!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:37, archived)

Oh! There he is!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:59, archived)

Two euros for a beer !!!!
Woo hoo!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:53, archived)

Yesssss

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 20:34, archived)

In work
Coughing up a lung
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:57, archived)