We’re badly over budget at work. Gotta save £50k in a hurry
McQ spends that on 45s in a week. How could you cut costs rapidly?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:09, Reply)

Get rid of all the DEI hires
/Trump
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:25, Reply)

Hmm. Will put it to the ED&I committee

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:07, Reply)

Sorry they don’t work after 4pm

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:20, Reply)

after 4pm

/Elon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:30, Reply)

Enemas, Dildos & Inflation?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:34, Reply)

No real law firms please

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:41, Reply)

Cher'szzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:23, Reply)

kill the rich
take their bonuses
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:25, Reply)

bo a
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:55, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Gonz. :(
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:57, Reply)

that won't leave much

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:26, Reply)

Sell feet pics on OnlyFans

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:27, Reply)

I’m not setting up another social media account for this lot

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:07, Reply)

-onlyfans +b3ta

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:08, Reply)

put 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:29, Reply)

MODS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:46, Reply)

Hey, everyone's talking about it.
www.google.com/search?q=tangs+in+a+55+gallon+tank
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:26, Reply)

Fire the most expensive and least productive senior managers.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:31, Reply)

Happy brbirthday

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:37, Reply)

Cheers, Cheers.
brb
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:04, Reply)

We could heat the place with your candles!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:09, Reply)

Deport all the brown people

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:34, Reply)

That’s your answer to everything

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:38, Reply)

Well yeah.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:49, Reply)

from where

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:09, Reply)

Great Britain mate, GREAT FACKIN BRITAIN

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:44, Reply)

oh rite yeah white power!

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:57, Reply)

Lemonade stand

( .Yeti., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:24, Reply)

Fire mid-level executives

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:57, Reply)

That’s be me so up yer bum!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 17:38, Reply)

Hello, sexual harassment claim!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:31, Reply)

No real names please

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 23:03, Reply)

Get someone to innocently kiss you on the cheek
Then sue them for thousands
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:46, Reply)

People who use 'elude' instead of 'allude' should be hanged.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:56, Reply)

Get rid of all blobbing birds and woofters

( mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:17, Reply)