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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:29,
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alrite smashdentist today. 120 just for the appointment and you have to pay up front.
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:31,
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Fuck Pain that you have to pay for? That sucks. Glad I don't have to pay for mine.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:13,
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fucking hell how big are your teeth?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:59,
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no idea tbh, I get free dental through my Mrs' job(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:16,
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I said oops upside your headI said oops upside your head
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:40,
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when? i've never heard you say that(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:48,
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hmmmthinking is very dangerous
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 11:07,
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I don't know who what isI only watch Loony Tunes cartoons
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:13,
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From the Popbitch e-mail, 29/02/24:"Just wanted to share a story about John Savident's kindness to members of staff at The Ox pub in Manchester (behind the old Granada studios on Liverpool Road).
"Back in 2004, he came in with a young male friend (no doubt wanting to learn about acting skills, etc...). As the evening progressed, John got quite drunk and became quite friendly with this young man. Before things got too messy, but not before Savident fell over due to a booze fuelled loss of balance, a cab was ordered for his friend and then another one half an hour later for Mr Savident (there were always paps outside, just in case pissed Corrie stars stumbled out).
"A couple of days later he returned to buy everyone who worked on the shift he visited a drink to say thank you for not alerting the press to his more recent antics with young men as he was on a final warning from Corrie bosses..."
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On 1 December 2000, Savident was involved in a serious incident with an escort at his flat in Manchester. In the early hours of the morning, Savident was stabbed in the neck. He didn't like it.friend of gary busey
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You really should have a warning on that link before people click it.(, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:29, archived)
Right, morning, yep.What do we do today?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:59,
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If that's your nickname for your penis, I'm out.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:07,
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Go to the mental's House And make sure that the incredibly dodgy cleaner her "friend" set up doesn't get in. She's a known thief.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:16,
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I don't know who the mental isand until now I've been too afraid to ask. Who's the mental?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:33,
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My aunt She's the greater of 2 mentals, both aunts. She thinks she's a great judge of character, but she really isn't. She trusts people who she barely knows to use her bank card. This whole cleaner business is the last straw, though, I told her this friend of hers couldn't be trusted, and now she's doing her best to get the mental to hire her thieving friend as a cleaner. Thankfully, she's already registered as a vulnerable adult, so we can let police and social services know that they're trying to swindle her.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:39,
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Bloody hell, ok. People who swindle vulnerable adults are the worst. Except for people who talk on speakerphone on public transport, of course.
Let me know if you need anyone's kneecaps smashed in, I'll send Big Jimmy and the boys round.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:43,
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I thought we reserved our greatest opprobrium for people who said scone instead of scone AND I do have a friend known as Big Jim who cable tied a dodgy dealer to a shopping trolley and threw him in a canal while he and his friends laughed at the screams and bubbles. I think they fished him out before he drowned but I've never asked.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 10:36,
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Ok maybe we can agree that people who mispronounce "scone" in a speakerphone conversation on public transport are the worst.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 10:54,
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I'd like to second that proposal, all in favour say "fuck no you fucking cunt fuck off"(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 11:00,
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I'm so glad I went round there The absolute bitch was there, trying to convince the mental to let the other girl in to clean. I told her that I knew my cousin had messaged her and told her to stay away or risk police involvement. She started yelling, accusing me of lying and said that I'm being controlling and abusive to the mental. I got my phone out and said they had 5 seconds to fuck off before I called the police. That did the trick.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 11:59,
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Always good to be able to threaten police action knowing you're in the right. Well done.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:27,
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It makes a change From the mental calling them because a neighbour's son looked at her funny
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:55,
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Dude! That's, like, whoa. Dude.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:34,
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Be well (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:40,
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I was at a party in the 90s, and in the kitchen were the two girls from Shampoo, both throwing up in the sinkThey also had a column in some magazine where they slagged off our club night for being an industry back-slapping wankfest, which in hindsight was an entirely fair assessment.
Despite being a) really shit and b) one-shit wonders, they were hugely successful in Japan. How about THAT, fact fans?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:58,
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