The car is running out of screen wash
this means I'll have to get some more. FML.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:31, archived)

GYBE decided to re-draft The Dead Flag Blues following initial feedback.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:48, archived)

re-draft include a further 20 fucking minutes of feedback in

I mean I don't think I've actually heard it for nearly 30 years, but all I remember about it is grumbling and endless droning feedback.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:20, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:12, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:28, archived)

Second worst gig I've ever attended
Worst was 'Tortoise'. Walked out halfway through and went to the Cock Tavern instead
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 6:12, archived)

Our thoughts are with you during this difficult time.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)

running out of screen wash I know, I know it's serious
there were times when i could have squirted it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:22, archived)

pokes you with a blunt stick
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:25, archived)

Let me whisper my last goodbyes* real quick ok
*to selected racial minorities
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:35, archived)

"Trouser to engineering... it's broken again!"
"Did you try the stick?"
"Yes, it made it worse."
"Fine... we can schedule maintenance next week."
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)

LIFE HACK: Pissing in the screen wash tank will work just as well.
This also works for oil and brake fluid top ups.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:57, archived)

I hear it's great for descaling your kettle, maybe someone here could give that a try.

( brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:02, archived)