Really fancying a big cup of tea right now
what do you fancy? Something easily achievable, please.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 13:56, Reply)

Sara Lee pecan danish

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:11, Reply)

And a cup of tea

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:50, Reply)

With oat milk, please
No sugar
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:36, Reply)

you're sweet enough

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:45, Reply)

How do you milk an oat?

( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 16:08, Reply)

Crush it beneath the jackboot of veganism!

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 19:30, Reply)

+faux suede

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 19:58, Reply)

Punching my line manager in the tits
and fucking off home.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:19, Reply)

For a cup of tea. A nice one.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:51, Reply)

Yep, sounds great.
Tit-punching first though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:10, Reply)

an ice cold lager

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:33, Reply)

No. Tea for you.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:51, Reply)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Mar 2025, 16:41, Reply)

I could really go for total control over every aspect of reality right now,
you know how it is after lunchtime.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Milk? Sugar?
you can have control over your nice cup of tea.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:51, Reply)

Sometimes I put too much milk in :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:03, Reply)

Those are sad, sad times.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:09, Reply)

just put another bag in
making good tea is just like making a good weekend, really.
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:47, Reply)

I hate it when the hamster bursts.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 17:10, Reply)

Yeah, I'll have a tea please
Earl Grey if you have it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:52, Reply)

You'll have what you're given and be glad of it
*makes steaming mug of builder's tea you can stand a spoon up in*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:10, Reply)

thankssssss

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:32, Reply)

Earl Grey is gash.

( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 16:09, Reply)

Shut up you bellend.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 16:16, Reply)

It's just Assam mixed with soap.

( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 18:15, Reply)

Do you ever tire of being wrong?
Sorry, silly question, of course you don't
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 16:30, Reply)

the cloud district

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 17:29, Reply)

Lapsang Suchong or gtfo.
No milk, no sugar, no lemon, no honey, just pure delicious carcinogenic Lapsang, mmm-mmm.

And none of that Twinings smokey bacon Frazzles scratch and sniff flavoured crap, either.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 18:17, Reply)

Just had a lovely pint in the sunshine at the Euston Tap and I really fancy another
However, keeping it easily achievable, I'll go with falling asleep on the train home
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:00, Reply)

I'm just around the corner from there
love that place/places... is one side cider the other beer?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:11, Reply)

It used to be that at some point
Only the beer side was open today, so I dunno if it still is
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:16, Reply)

Tangledupinblue, upinblue, Tangledupinblue
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:33, Reply)

We got two hats
We got the bomb
We got the bomb, yeah
Yeah
Sock it to me biscuits, now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 16:01, Reply)

ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 16:30, Reply)

A friend sent me a guided meditation about tea this morning.

( .Yeti., Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:08, Reply)

The starsign of tea is in the ascendency

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:11, Reply)

Nobody on here has friends.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:59, Reply)

you sip the tea.... sluuurrrp... it is tea.... become the tea....

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 17:30, Reply)

i fancy a BEER seeing as it's BEER OF THE COCK O'CLOCK COCK COCK COCK!

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:42, Reply)

Sorry to be a bit random and weird but I'm having coffee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 17:28, Reply)

Coffee tastes of actual faeces.

( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 18:18, Reply)

*updates notes*
"brb knows first hand what shit tastes like - possible a core part of daily diet?"
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 19:26, Reply)

*updates notes*
"Dave Trouser will probably die a virgin."
( brb natural fistic, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 20:04, Reply)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 19:21, Reply)

It's fine

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 20:33, Reply)