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I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn
Morning, I mean
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 7:45,
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I don't even own a LinkedIn,
and so far my life appears to have been unencumbered by this omission.
By which I also mean Morning.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 7:50,
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#anecdotes #forte #blog
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 7:51,
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Don’t forget to update us on your airport visit
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 7:53,
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I do own a LinkedIn but don’t use it and I’ve managed just fine
Iβm sure itβs useful for some people
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 7:53,
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I rent mine
Thanks Obama
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:00,
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Boys, you mean.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:05,
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Don't be crass
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:02,
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"Gentlemen. You can't be crass in here. This is b3ta.com/talk!"
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:33,
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I won't say it again
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 10:11,
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I don’t have a LinkedIn either
and now Iβm wondering if that explains why Iβm in a crap unrewarding job with little chance of promotion or advancement.
It could also just be that Iβm lazy and spend most of my working day wasting time on the internet.
So anyway, morning.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:26,
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at least it’s Friday, yeah?
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:17,
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Yeah!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:23,
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don't worry about it
it's just social media for complete cunts
b3ta I mean
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pick n mix link in bio β€οΈπβ€οΈ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:24,
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I used to call it Facebook for people you don't like
b3ta I mean.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 10:57,
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I deactivated mine as absoulte pricks will figure out your work email address and spam you,
LinkedIn now handily emails me once a month to tell me my account is deactivated.
I've never once got a job through LinkedIn and I've had a shit load of jobs.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 10:56,
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Morning
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 7:57,
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morning g
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 7:57,
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How do you pronounce it?
I always called it 'Linked-In" but I've heard people say "Link-Id-In". I don't think that's right.
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:00,
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Scone
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:05,
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tomato
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:08,
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bollocks
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 18:55,
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My dad once asked me if I was on something called "linked-el-en"
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:23,
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My great gran used to prounounce the LA in LA Law like the French la
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:38,
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I often pronounce Les Paul like it's French
but then, I'm a fucking cunt!
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:03,
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That should be "Les Pauls", though.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Mar 2025, 11:23,
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I think you must mean Fewer Pauls.
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brb natural fistic, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:12,
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she doesn't sound great
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pick n mix link in bio β€οΈπβ€οΈ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:22,
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She was born in 1905
bless her. Any judgements about her pronunciation of the title of a Los Angeles-based legal drama ought to be seen in the light of her vintage.
I do miss the old dear.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:24,
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Oh, like Linked LN
To be fair, I can see why he'd think that
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:02,
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Yes, the capitalised I has always annoyed me.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:35,
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Isn’t that Superman’s father?
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:16,
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no, that's Bruce Wayne
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pick n mix link in bio β€οΈπβ€οΈ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:25,
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My ex used to say 'Link-Link'
but that's because she was a bit of a spastic.
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.Yeti., Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:20,
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“People willing to go out with the sort of people you get on b3ta”
is a group that naturally self-selects for spastics and mongs.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:25,
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classic b'threeter!
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.Yeti., Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:51,
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Hey Yeti and Ardvark I found this link for you
www.dignitas.ch/
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brb natural fistic, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:16,
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If you’re going to misspell my name
why should I care about any links you have found?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 19:12,
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Sorry dvaraark
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brb natural fistic, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 21:16,
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I added you to my professional network on LinkedIn twice last night and again this morning
morning cheers
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:04,
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That explains my tender hoop this morning
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:06,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:05,
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yo
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:07,
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you could at least buy me a drink first
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vladimir, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 8:40,
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I did. It was laced with Rohypnol, don’t you remember?
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 9:16,
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remember? at my age you're so grateful for the attention you pour the drink into a pot plant and play along tbh
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vladimir, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 10:40,
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what's wow? the reasonably competent sculpture or the mundane bench they're incongruously attached to?
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pick n mix link in bio β€οΈπβ€οΈ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 10:45,
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I don't know. The wow is just... surprise.
It's impressive sculpting a horse's head with a chainsaw but ... a Β£3k bench? Advertised on Facebook Marketplace.
I found it while looking for a cheap second-hand pressure washer, so, not really what I was after.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 11:54,
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