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I have done a tiny weeny fart and it smells very bad indeed.
What have you experienced recently that was much more intense than you expected?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:06, archived)
b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:09, archived)
My camping holiday

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:13, archived)
LOL
camp
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Mar 2025, 15:50, archived)
WANKING

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:17, archived)
Hitler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:28, archived)
Reads like a fun day
b3ta, camping holiday, wanking Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:32, archived)
Something for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:33, archived)
Especially Uncle Dolf.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:51, archived)
Poo poo willy willy bum drawers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:18, archived)
Me and my bum have all good fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:50, archived)
5/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2rw89enlxo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:53, archived)
3/7 Dignitas voucher codes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:57, archived)
3/7 finding there's one last biscuit in the tin and eating it but the biscuit is made of cardboard and rat shit

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:59, archived)
7/7 List of fossiliferous stratigraphic units in Madagascar

(I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:09, archived)
4/7 with no research, by which i mean, without leaving the apartment this week

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 15:08, archived)
alright Shirley Maclaine

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 6:01, archived)
My farts are fucking lethal these days
They were never this bad before. I swear that they're worse since all the surgery. Can't imagine why that would be, though. I would ask an expert, but it seems a bit of a daft thing to get an appointment for
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 12:55, archived)
They flood you with high levels of antibiotics during some surgeries, it can potentially change your intestinal biome

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:09, archived)
Yeah I did consider that
But it's been a while. Or does it not work like that? No idea
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:19, archived)
You need a bad operation.

(I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:11, archived)
you need to turn your intestinal biouse into an intestinal biome, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:27, archived)
This is good advice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 15:08, archived)
kimchi, yoghurt, kombucha, heroin, pretty much any fermented food will help in the long run

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 15:10, archived)
Ooh no, heroin bungs me up like a good'un

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 16:17, archived)
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TRY

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 18:58, archived)
the honk of my cheesy bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:05, archived)
Pwor that reeks m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:26, archived)
cave aged for 18 months m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:49, archived)
Proper honking.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 15:27, archived)
Only a little chichi out, not my chocho.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:07, archived)
Just had a v satisfying pizza.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:37, archived)
those anchovies were actually grilled monkey prostates

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:34, archived)
Had pasta for lunch
I am now experiencing pain and bloating way beyond anything I expected. I suspect the hernia is partly to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 13:44, archived)
Yikes.
Hope you're able to pass wind soon.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 14:14, archived)
Had to lie face down on the floor for 10 minutes
Then made what sounded like the call of a very angry goose in an echo canyon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 15:49, archived)
Stick to penne next time.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Mar 2025, 15:28, archived)