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Morning
Been up since 4, next door's campervan was ablaze. Got woken up by the gas canisters exploding. They're OK, house is just superficially damaged, campervan's a shell. Firefolk said there's no sign of accelerant but the CCTV will show if anyone was at it.

Anything exciting woken you up?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 5:51, Reply)
Val Killedmer

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 6:06, Reply)
On Iceman

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 6:19, Reply)
riddle me that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:15, Reply)
That woke you up?
Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if no voice suddenly cried out in terror?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 6:22, Reply)
Val Illmer

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:14, Reply)
Deadman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:27, Reply)
Topped Gun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:17, Reply)
Batman Ends

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:53, Reply)
The Doornails

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:57, Reply)
The Iceman Goeth

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:45, Reply)
The Dead Knight

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:50, Reply)
Mal Kilmer

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:52, Reply)
Tombstone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:56, Reply)
my great aunt's garage burned down a few years ago
i had two motorbikes in there, one had just had a fresh powdercoated frame
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:25, Reply)
This sounds like one of those riddles from 3-2-1

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:38, Reply)
Dusty Bin y/n/o

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:45, Reply)
Dead Rogers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:56, Reply)
The smell of Napalm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:29, Reply)
Does my alarm count as β€œexciting”?
Otherwise the answer is no, and I have nothing further to contribute except to wish you all a good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:48, Reply)
Blimey
That sounds terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:52, Reply)
/links, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:56, Reply)
It was them, was it?
They probably thought it was full of immigrants.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:17, Reply)
I don't know which is scarier, if it was deliberate or accidental.
If someone's setting fire to vehicles in our street, that's not great. On the other hand, they were supposed to be away in it yesterday, so if it caught fire by itself then they would have been inside.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:34, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:56, Reply)
Apart from choking on my own blood Monday morning
Not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:54, Reply)
My own grotesquely swollen pænus, as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:03, Reply)
Alright Tea, heard the new Decius album? I like it, might be up yr street.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:16, Reply)
Nothing, just the sun

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:46, Reply)
Bit rude of you to not ask me a question I had an interesting answer to TBH.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:42, Reply)
OK then, let's try this one:
what's the most unusual object you've ever put in your mouth?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:50, Reply)
You know I only put normal objects in my mouth, why must you always be like this?
*SLAMS DOOR*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:51, Reply)
*untouches nerve*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:53, Reply)
DON'T PATRONISE ME

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:47, Reply)
πŸ‘πŸ»

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 13:24, Reply)