fuck off brb

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:12, archived)

turtle power

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:19, archived)

A big stick just hit the glass back door, I think it was playfully aimed at the kid upstairs and missed, I opened the back door and SHOUTED AT THE KIDS
it's the most miserable old cunt thing I've ever done I think, my shout is fucking impressive, i have form there.
I'm all riled up now, might attack a forum member.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:31, archived)

Sounds more like a bellow. I bellowed out the window at the neighbours dog the other day, fucker took no notice.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:36, archived)

Have to disagree, the clue is in the name, bellows, it refers to the chest and the lungs, which is where a bellow comes from.
What I did was a proper open-throated shout, basically a minimally voiced burst of wind expelled via a violent compression of the solar plexus, what do you think of my latin tho
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:40, archived)

I agree, you boy bellowed from the window by a teacher is different to a teacher shouting you boy from the window

( mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:02, archived)

attack me! i'm a real piece of shit

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:54, archived)

What if they've got a pointèd stick?

( .Yeti., Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:13, archived)

Leave the bloke alone. He's not right in the head. Just ignore him and move on. That's what I did. I don't ignore people usually but that man is odd.

( mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:32, archived)

How's it going

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:33, archived)

Life is a rollercoaster you just got to ride it

( mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:59, archived)

hello mongy would you like to read a true story of course you would ok then
somewhere I used to live had an indian restaurant that was very well frequented by me at the time and it had a (presumably) cd (honestly it's so long ago it might have been a wax cylinder) with this on it. possibly its only cd. and this would play absolutely regularly, at least three times in the course of a meal. that's how I remember it anyway
( vladimir, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:53, archived)

so even reading "life is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it" gives me such a proustian rush of sensory memory of that restaurant I can hardly explain it to you. the thick tablecloths. the metalic scrapesounds of the rotating condiment carousel. the blue lighting, like the underside of racerlads' cars going up and down the seafront of a summer evening. the years, all of the years ahead, blank pages at the time and now written out
( vladimir, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:57, archived)

I know exactly what you mean here
It's incredible how certain pieces of music, aromas, tastes or even, as you say here, mere words on a screen can instantly transport you to a moment or time in your past like a lightning bolt. Quite extraordinary, almost like time travel.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 22:10, archived)

That's why Kenny Everett's 'Snot Rap' is such a powerful work, to me.
Somehow the B side, recorded under the nom de plume 'Gizzard Puke' holds no such allure.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 22:13, archived)

pfffft

( vladimir, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 23:05, archived)

+ Time to die.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 6:01, archived)

alright mongy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:36, archived)

Sweet mofs.

( mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:59, archived)

sage counsel, mongy
i will adhere to it
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:55, archived)

Avoid any adult that is obsessed with their own fecal matter. Those humans ain't right

( mongychops, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:00, archived)

Yeah it's not cool to mock the afflicted

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 21:03, archived)