Two out of seven shitty poo poo bumtruffles
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy740ln551o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:01, archived)

2/7 hats

( $$ ✅, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:09, archived)

🫥

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:21, archived)

same.
some toughies this week
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:31, archived)

1/7 that bit of apple stuck between your back teeth that’s really hard to remove even with floss

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:23, archived)

1/7 licking dried sweat off James Corden's FUPA

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:35, archived)

1/7, not bad, considering.
On the plus side my wife just got herself a promotion and a 10% raise, swimming against the current here.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:40, archived)

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well, and let them lead the way
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 14:49, archived)

I'ma let you finish
TO THE MANY INVESTORS COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES AND INVESTING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, MY POLICIES WILL NEVER CHANGE. THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET RICH, RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 15:04, archived)

Excuse me President Trump, could we maybe have a carve out for Ford, I mean, even the F150 has parts from all over the world
oh, why, yes, of course, we'd love to move all our conferences to Trump hotels. Trump coin? Yes, we can certainly invest in some of that. It makes sense.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 15:16, archived)

Well that's your opinion.
I happen to believe octogenarians are our future.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Apr 2025, 20:03, archived)

They're already in charge here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 20:16, archived)

THIS IS IT Y'ALL THE REAL SHIT Y'ALL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 16:04, archived)

3/7 Academia Nicaragüense de la Lengua

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 16:20, archived)

couldn't get it to work
but nice to see Russell Brand has been charged for rape and sexual assault
hoping against all odds that he gets a custodial sentence
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 16:54, archived)

my celly well

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 17:06, archived)

ahahahaaaaaa

( vladimir, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 19:12, archived)

Fingers crossed
Anything if it means we never hear from that cunt again.
( .Yeti., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 17:06, archived)

yeah, once you're convicted of rape
your career in the public eye is basically over
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 17:58, archived)

7/7 looked up all the answers

( .Yeti., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 17:11, archived)

all the answers a dog's bumhole
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 18:37, archived)

Where else would the answers be?

( .Yeti., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 18:46, archived)

important to note that answers is a rearrangement of arse, nsw
( vladimir, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 19:21, archived)

n swears

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 19:35, archived)

terrorist

( MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:38, archived)