1) your moods are leaves, they change quickly. 2) you're a branch, you change more slowly, but you experience the frequent changes of the leaves.
3) there's a trunk.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:31, archived)

4) you have dutch elm disease

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:33, archived)

I was going to add an axe
too dark pos.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:34, archived)

5) A dog is pissing on you

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:12, archived)

i'm already surrounded by shits so

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:19, archived)

His bark is worse than his bite.
His posts are worse than Andrei Chikatilo.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 13 Apr 2025, 17:53, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:25, archived)

You're saying he should make like a tree and leave?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 17:57, archived)

Get outta here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:27, archived)