Hi arsecheek's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:24, archived)

I've had two full-sized shits today
You couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:25, archived)

Bloody nora
I've just had the one so far, and it was nothing to write home about
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:26, archived)

Ooh de lally! A crown! How exciting!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:26, archived)

Helloooooo
Well. Things moved quickly. After filling in the form to ask to get Italian citizenship I was told it had some typos but they've called me and the other half in anyway to see the paperwork. It's all moved very quickly. A bit too quickly, to be honest. I don't have hard copies of all the certificates they're going to want to see but hey. This is Italy. I'm sure I can offer them a bribe...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:27, archived)

I worked in there. The place is a fucking mad house. Italian police inside. Everyone and everything inside is Italian. Bloody hard to fix anything quickly.

( mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:30, archived)

I submitted the online form last night and someone called me back today
it all seems very confused. There is a typo on the form I submitted but they've called me in anyway to show our paperwork but we only have electronic versions of a couple of forms.

The whole thing seems absolutely mad as cheese.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:12, archived)

I looked into getting a Canadian passport
But the paperwork was ludicrous so I gave up on the idea.

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:31, archived)

I want-a da passort

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:52, archived)

🤌

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8444553
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:20, archived)

I qualify for an Irish passport
Even though I hate the micks.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:14, archived)

I'm more of a intergluteal cleft guy

( $$ ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:12, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:21, archived)

GARFOLD!!!

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:46, archived)

Yes. Yes it is.

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:49, archived)

8)

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:55, archived)

is that the new pope

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 13:23, archived)

Yo, crevice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 13:36, archived)