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Stompin' that nonsense
So. I have never been keen on powered saws. I've avoided using them since an accident when I was 16 when my dad nearly severed all the fingers on my right hand with a chainsaw (I've never let him forget that). Anyway. I've just bought a cheap circular saw from Screwfix because we have a project that I'll need to use it on.

What have you done recently that you think was a fucking stupid idea?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 14:52, Reply)
you won't forget about the friday quiz because of this will you?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 14:55, Reply)
I like that this is a quiz question

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:01, Reply)
Is this a quiz question?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:06, Reply)
What do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:10, Reply)
Who asked you?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:14, Reply)
Weren't you asking me?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:32, Reply)
What of it if I was?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:42, Reply)
Wouldn't that justify me asking what you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:44, Reply)

I've got a mitre saw I bought to make picture frames
I am almost certain I'm going to lose a fingertip at some point
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 14:57, Reply)
It's quite easy to have fewer limbs after misusing one of these fuckers
good grief, I really don't like the buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:01, Reply)
It's really fun when an angle grinder or circular saw kicks back at you
really makes your heart go
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:05, Reply)
logged into b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 14:58, Reply)

good lord it would at this stage be far quicker for me to list the things I've done recently that I *didn't* think were a fucking stupid idea
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:00, Reply)
Eating a baked potato before work

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:31, Reply)
Well as long as you didn't eat two and then run yourself over while being sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Apr 2025, 16:10, Reply)
Fuuuuuuuck
Just got into work and found out one of the men has been killed. Only had the job for 3 weeks and got a container to the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 17:20, Reply)
Fuck.
What makes it worse is that I tried to click “reply” but clicked “I like this” instead with my fat hands. I don’t like this.

Hope you’re okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 17:48, Reply)
It's a bit of a...I don't want to say head wrecker
But it absolutely is. Just got off the phone with my brother, who worked with him. It wasn't a container, it was a 60 ton forklift of some kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 18:30, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's grim.
Any idea how it happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Apr 2025, 19:13, Reply)
Not yet
But I've trained on forklifts, there's no way it should have fallen over, unless he was going too fast and tried to turn, or if it wasn't properly loaded
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 19:28, Reply)
forklifts are definitely something you want to be on and not under
i've also got a forklift ticket, well, expired obvs.
bit like that guy... boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 20:55, Reply)
<s>uc</s> or

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:22, Reply)
Fuck's sake now it's on the popular page.
Sorry Smonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 21:19, Reply)
classic b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 7:23, Reply)
trying to fart the alphabet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:38, Reply)
My thread is better than yours you massive shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:53, Reply)
then how come his is on top, hmmm?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 15:57, Reply)
your monitor is upside down.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 16:12, Reply)
I came {this} close to cutting through my leg with an electric saw
It was terrifying. I laughed out loud when it happened, which I'm pretty sure was a nerve response
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 16:05, Reply)
I find this story distressing
It's distracting me from International Jazz Day
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 16:12, Reply)
Something something something scat

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 16:23, Reply)
Severed jazz hands!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 30 Apr 2025, 19:34, Reply)