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lol Runcorn
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 6:32, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 7:05, archived)
smegg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 7:48, archived)
Runcorn?! Gone Reform?
Noooooooo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:05, archived)
Won by 6 votes
Which incidentally is the average IQ of a Deform voter
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:23, archived)
I'm sure they'll enjoy Thanet-levels of success following the vote

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:38, archived)
Farage has done wonders in Clacton
When he gets asked to point to it on a map, he gets it right almost half the time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:55, archived)
It doesn’t matter
If they’re a success they’ll take the credit and if not, blame the government because they can’t get rid of all the brown people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:24, archived)
LOL COMEDY FORUM

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:25, archived)
We have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 9:27, archived)
It’s all fun and games until someone gets b& for a week

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:31, archived)
When did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 9:54, archived)
These days, if you say someone’s a pedo, you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail. These days.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:02, archived)
It's amazing isn't it
I mean, it's basically a protest vote, and shouldn't be ignored, but imagine actually wanting those charlatans. They don't stand for anything actually important. Why on earth would you vote for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:54, archived)
Labour were always going to lose the seat given the circumstances
Just don’t understand why folks think Farage is some kind of man of the people with his banker background and millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:22, archived)
It's because he likes beer and fags and racism, just like they do.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 9:27, archived)
I like one of those things

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:32, archived)
No. His public comedy persona is that of someone who likes beer and fags and racism.
He's a public schoolboy-turned-investment-banker-turned-career-politician who drinks fine claret and while he's a nasty piece of work he's more interested in the votes of racists than the policies themselves.

It's one of the truest lines in showbiz:

If you can fake sincerity, you've got it made.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:57, archived)
oh god so much this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:16, archived)
I think he smokes because he likes it, and you can like both beer and wine, can't you? I know I do.
There doesn't seem to be anything fake about his racism, either.

I'm well aware he came from money and did well in the city.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 10:32, archived)
why is it
that the evil ones always understand the iconography though. of how to cut through via simply an image. yes thank you I have read Wilhelm Reich
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:51, archived)
Lol helm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:12, archived)
More like Cuntcorn, am I right?
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:20, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:23, archived)
RunDOWN more like
Mmmmm....now that's good satire
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:54, archived)
alright Armando Iannucci

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:20, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:24, archived)
embalmed via rectum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:59, archived)
Albert bummed Mecy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:02, archived)
so true

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:10, archived)
Sorry this train has been cancelled due to an inclement anΕ©s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:26, archived)
Also
Happy World Tuna Day, m8!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:11, archived)
🍣

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:20, archived)
That emoji is clearly intended to represent salmon sashimi,
you stupid fucking stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 9:28, archived)
It’s what comes up when I search for Tuna so take it up with Tim Cook

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:32, archived)
Tim COCK, more like!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 10:06, archived)
Can you smell what the Tim is Cooking?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:35, archived)
Finally!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:24, archived)
FINally \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:52, archived)
Horrible place
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:38, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:43, archived)
GUFFWANK
not really, Runcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:38, archived)
BELLWHIFF

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:43, archived)
PARFUMDEPENIS

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:58, archived)
AND PLIERS

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:13, archived)
how incredibly depressing it all is

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:18, archived)

being on the four-year countdown to the inevitable ConForm election victory is the background heartsinking sensation to day-to-day life
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:29, archived)
At least it’s Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:34, archived)
another friday nearer the grave

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8445597
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:42, archived)
I'm not feeling very funny today :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:50, archived)