Hullo spacklord's, Queef is here.
Long weekend? MONG weekend more like! Am I right guy's?!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:52, Reply)

are you always like this

( vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:53, Reply)

im afraid so

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:58, Reply)

I see

( vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)

There’s usually a lot more apostrophes and smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:06, Reply)

So very, very smeggy
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)

You ain't wrong mush!
The boy has two gigs this weekend. I could do without it, to be honest. It's not like he's playing anything new. I'm an unpaid roadie/tech at this point.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:02, Reply)

Kids eh! Haha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:04, Reply)

Can’t live with ‘em, can’t be within 12 feet of em’
lol [redacted]
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:08, Reply)

Just shut up and load the gear into the car

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:08, Reply)

u tell him m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:16, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)

remember to bend your knees

( $$ ✅, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)

Lol bender

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:18, Reply)

😞

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:45, Reply)

Wank Holiday more like!11

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:07, Reply)

Haha, this guy get's it!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 11:13, Reply)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:18, Reply)

Not as long as this
*points at crotch*
( $$ ✅, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:14, Reply)

DONG weekend, yeah?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)

I think you are not, in fact, right.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:23, Reply)

Up yours

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:14, Reply)

On the way home from a family holiday,
off to see Craig Charles opening our new venue this evening with a funk & soul set. #smeg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 May 2025, 12:41, Reply)

funk & soul set load of gear and a massive gurn-on
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 12:42, Reply)

I will report back how munted he appears to be.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 May 2025, 12:44, Reply)

I can inform you that he is partial to a rum and coke

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:21, Reply)

a
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:34, Reply)

I can confirm this from drinking with him and his brother-in-law. Anecdotes are not my forte, however.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 May 2025, 15:42, Reply)

He's got excellent records

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:13, Reply)

I'm on overtime today
Fucking hate it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:52, Reply)