It's annoying Turtle power
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:30, archived)

Too many syllables.
If Smash Monkey had said "Stricken with an arse bug" then we'd have been golden.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:43, archived)

Well bless you for still trying, it's too painful for me :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:46, archived)

RIP :(

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:47, archived)

ಥ_ಥ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:51, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:53, archived)

it's the biggest, roundest, saddest thing I've seen today

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:55, archived)

+ and I've seen Donald Trump's head!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:58, archived)

Donald Trump's head!
my gunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:45, archived)

alright Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 May 2025, 8:34, archived)

+cheese

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 May 2025, 0:33, archived)

I know, but you could fit both syllables of "stomach" into the penultimate note.
That's what I did in my head anyway, and ain't nobody gonna have stopped me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:52, archived)

see this is why he left

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:54, archived)

He died for our sins, but he will rise again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:00, archived)

I think he will be back

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:04, archived)

he has risen

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:07, archived)

my peanus, I mean

( $$ ✅, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:07, archived)

Who? Jesus?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:10, archived)

it's more important than that ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 16:17, archived)

It is affecting my arse

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 14:47, archived)