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I know you wanna wee-wee
But I refuse to let you go
If I have to smeg and plead for your sympathy
I don't mind, 'cause you mean that much to me
Ain't too proud to smeg and you know it (sweet darlin')
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:50, Reply)
Aba daba cadebra
I wanna reach out and smegma
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:58, Reply)
I like the new one by Wet Smeg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:04, Reply)
Smegmama mia!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:15, Reply)
Here comes the smeg again
Falling on my head like a smegory
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:28, Reply)
I'm smegging in a box (smegging)
I'm smegging in a cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:30, Reply)
John Wayne is Big Smeggy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:34, Reply)
I thought so

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:03, Reply)

Shouting Lager lager lager lager Shouting... Lager lager lager Shouting smega smega white thing smega smega white thing smega smega white thing smega smega Shouting lager lager lager lager smega smega white thing smega smega white thing So many things to see and do In the tube hole true Blonde going etc.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:26, Reply)
If you knew Smeggy Sue
Then you'd know why I feel blue
Without Smeggy, my Smeggy Sue
Oh well I love you gal, yes, I love you Smeggy Sue
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:35, Reply)
Smeg smeg, smeg smeg smeg smeg, smeg smeg smeg smeg, smeg smeg there's smeg limit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:40, Reply)
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:52, Reply)
er, no!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:36, Reply)
Here's a little song I wrote. You might want to sing it note for note. Don't worry. Be smeggy.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:55, Reply)
Hit me with your smeggy dick. Hit me! Hit me!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:56, Reply)
It's raining smeg, hallelujah

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)
I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um
With my extra smeg, deedle eedle eedle um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um
With his extra smeg, deedle eedle eedle um
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)
Where's your smeg at?
Where's your smeg at? Where's your smeg at?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:07, Reply)
Brown smegma, how come you taste so good?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:11, Reply)
Genuine lol out loud laughing on the floor at this one

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:25, Reply)
Oh Cecilia
My knob smells of cheese
I'm smegging you please to come home
Come on home
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:23, Reply)
It’s a little bit smeggy
This feeling inside
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:25, Reply)
Oh, when you smeg in Japan, tonight
Smeg in Japan, be tight
Smeg in Japan, ooh, the eastern sea's so blue
Smeg in Japan, alright
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:31, Reply)
You can smeg my bell, smeg my bell
(Smeg my bell, ding-dong-ding)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:39, Reply)
It's all too smeggy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)
Gettin' smeggy wit it
(Willy Smith)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:56, Reply)
We don't need no smeggy bell end
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the japper
[redacted], leave them kids alone
Hey! [redacted]! Leave them kids alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:03, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:06, Reply)
Smeg my bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:03, Reply)

"Smegfinger"

Smegfinger
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in

Smegen words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smegen girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from

Mister Smegfinger
Pretty girl beware of this heart of smeg
This heart is cold

Smegen words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smegen girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from

Mister Smegfinger
Pretty girl beware of this heart of smeg
This heart is cold

He loves only smeg
Only smeg
He loves smeg
He loves only smeg
Only smeg
He loves smeg
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:06, Reply)
Smeg
It will come back to you
Smeg
It will come back to you
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D
It's your favorite foreign movie
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:08, Reply)
The smeg'll flow, yo for the words I speak
Smeg is weak so I teach and I reach
A positive vibe, a way of life is how I'm livin'
So get hype to the rhythm
KLF is the crew, ya hear yeah
Design a rhyme I just won't fear
Back to react, enough is enough
Let me ask you a question -- What Time Is Smeg?
What time is Smeg?
What time is Smeg?
What time is Smeg?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:15, Reply)
SMEG (Ah-aaaaah)
Saviour of the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:19, Reply)
Smegs, I've had a few, and now I face the final curtain

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:46, Reply)
the long and winding smeg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:53, Reply)
I've just had a wee
And there's nothing you can do about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:11, Reply)