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What do you look like?
Where will you be at 6pm?
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 11:47, Reply)
I look like the kind of person you’re unlikely to see at 6:00pm

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:10, Reply)
When am I likely to see you?

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:23, Reply)
July 23rd 2028, Tokyo

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:57, Reply)
just call my name, I'll be there

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:50, Reply)
see, or recognize? you might see me and not know it's me, because you don't know what i look like, because i'm unlikely to be seen
thus making identification difficult
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:55, Reply)
1. When I was in my early 20s I was told that I looked like a young Stewart Granger.
I'd never heard of him and the internet didn't exist, so it was years later I googled him and thought "meh, maybe a bit but not really".

2. Down the pub, taking part in a Stewart Granger lookalike competition.
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:17, Reply)
Imagine a hairy thumb with a jumbled, confused face drawn on it.
I'll be home at 6pm as my train gets to my station at about 5:40pm and then it's a 15 minute walk home.
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:19, Reply)
Mystic Fucking Meg here

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:58, Reply)
Good old reliable British trains meant I was right, too.

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Just had my ears and nostrils waxed

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:55, Reply)
Not into aural or nasal myself.

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:59, Reply)
Gay.

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:01, Reply)
Gareth Hale, only twice as fat
I'll be having a pint at 6pm following the end of my trial day at this possible new job. It's fucking cool as shit, I love it
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:56, Reply)
Sacked tomorrow for accessing profane comedy website b3ta dot com.

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:59, Reply)
About blimmin' time!

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:01, Reply)

day at this possible new job
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:13, Reply)
Hale and pacemaker, I call you!!

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:14, Reply)
1) leigh bowery having a traumatic shit
2) at fucking work
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:09, Reply)
I imagine Leigh Bowery looking quite zen while having a traumatic shit, I reckon he'd enjoy it.

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:44, Reply)
well he wouldn't look like me then

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:08, Reply)
Your dad.
Your mum.
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:17, Reply)
My condolences.
My condolences.
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:38, Reply)
Happy International Tea Day!

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:25, Reply)
I'm like a husky Ade Edmondson
I will be at home, probably eating my nommy nommy din dins, like a cunt
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:03, Reply)
I had you down as more of a chihuahua Ade Edmondson

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:19, Reply)
*yaps*

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:21, Reply)
and smells gamey like a pack of unrefrigerated ham slices

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:26, Reply)
Like a butcher's window, mate

(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:27, Reply)
Scrotum with eczema and aids
In your bum
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:20, Reply)
Edwina Currie's right nipple
yours
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:24, Reply)
In port health
Having a sneaky break. I'm the one wearing glasses.
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:03, Reply)
Like some older greyer mash up of Timothy Claypole, Tony Stark, 1990s era David Gahan, and hint of Dr Strange
I was having my tea, thanks for asking
(, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:42, Reply)
so, what you're saying is
you have a shit beard?
(, Thu 22 May 2025, 8:26, Reply)