What do you look like?
Where will you be at 6pm?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 11:47, archived)

I look like the kind of person you’re unlikely to see at 6:00pm

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:10, archived)

When am I likely to see you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:23, archived)

July 23rd 2028, Tokyo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:57, archived)

just call my name, I'll be there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:50, archived)

see, or recognize? you might see me and not know it's me, because you don't know what i look like, because i'm unlikely to be seen
thus making identification difficult
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:55, archived)

1. When I was in my early 20s I was told that I looked like a young Stewart Granger.
I'd never heard of him and the internet didn't exist, so it was years later I googled him and thought "meh, maybe a bit but not really".

2. Down the pub, taking part in a Stewart Granger lookalike competition.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:17, archived)

Imagine a hairy thumb with a jumbled, confused face drawn on it.
I'll be home at 6pm as my train gets to my station at about 5:40pm and then it's a 15 minute walk home.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:19, archived)

Mystic Fucking Meg here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:58, archived)

Good old reliable British trains meant I was right, too.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:39, archived)

Just had my ears and nostrils waxed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 May 2025, 12:55, archived)

Not into aural or nasal myself.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:59, archived)

Gay.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

Gareth Hale, only twice as fat
I'll be having a pint at 6pm following the end of my trial day at this possible new job. It's fucking cool as shit, I love it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:56, archived)

Sacked tomorrow for accessing profane comedy website b3ta dot com.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:59, archived)

About blimmin' time!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

day at this possible new job
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:13, archived)

Hale and pacemaker, I call you!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:14, archived)

1) leigh bowery having a traumatic shit
2) at fucking work
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:09, archived)

I imagine Leigh Bowery looking quite zen while having a traumatic shit, I reckon he'd enjoy it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:44, archived)

well he wouldn't look like me then

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:08, archived)

Your dad.
Your mum.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 May 2025, 13:17, archived)

My condolences.
My condolences.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:38, archived)

Happy International Tea Day!

( $$ ✅, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:25, archived)

I'm like a husky Ade Edmondson
I will be at home, probably eating my nommy nommy din dins, like a cunt
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:03, archived)

I had you down as more of a chihuahua Ade Edmondson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:19, archived)

*yaps*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:21, archived)

and smells gamey like a pack of unrefrigerated ham slices

( $$ ✅, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:26, archived)

Like a butcher's window, mate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:27, archived)

Scrotum with eczema and aids
In your bum
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 21 May 2025, 14:20, archived)

Edwina Currie's right nipple
yours
( $$ ✅, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:24, archived)

In port health
Having a sneaky break. I'm the one wearing glasses.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:03, archived)

Like some older greyer mash up of Timothy Claypole, Tony Stark, 1990s era David Gahan, and hint of Dr Strange
I was having my tea, thanks for asking
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:42, archived)

so, what you're saying is
you have a shit beard?
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 22 May 2025, 8:26, archived)