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What do you look like?
Where will you be at 6pm?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 11:47,
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I look like the kind of person you’re unlikely to see at 6:00pm
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:10,
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When am I likely to see you?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:23,
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July 23rd 2028, Tokyo
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:57,
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just call my name, I'll be there
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:50,
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see, or recognize? you might see me and not know it's me, because you don't know what i look like, because i'm unlikely to be seen
thus making identification difficult
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:55,
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1. When I was in my early 20s I was told that I looked like a young Stewart Granger.
I'd never heard of him and the internet didn't exist, so it was years later I googled him and thought "meh, maybe a bit but not really".
2. Down the pub, taking part in a Stewart Granger lookalike competition.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:17,
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Imagine a hairy thumb with a jumbled, confused face drawn on it.
I'll be home at 6pm as my train gets to my station at about 5:40pm and then it's a 15 minute walk home.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:19,
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Mystic Fucking Meg here
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2025, 16:58,
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Good old reliable British trains meant I was right, too.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:39,
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Just had my ears and nostrils waxed
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 May 2025, 12:55,
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Not into aural or nasal myself.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:59,
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Gay.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 May 2025, 13:01,
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Gareth Hale, only twice as fat
I'll be having a pint at 6pm following the end of my trial day at this possible new job. It's fucking cool as shit, I love it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:56,
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Sacked tomorrow for accessing profane comedy website b3ta dot com.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 12:59,
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About blimmin' time!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 May 2025, 13:01,
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day at this possible new job
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:13,
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Hale and pacemaker, I call you!!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:14,
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1) leigh bowery having a traumatic shit
2) at fucking work
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sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:09,
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I imagine Leigh Bowery looking quite zen while having a traumatic shit, I reckon he'd enjoy it.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:44,
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well he wouldn't look like me then
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sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:08,
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Your dad.
Your mum.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 May 2025, 13:17,
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My condolences.
My condolences.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:38,
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Happy International Tea Day!
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$imon $quibb ✅, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:25,
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I'm like a husky Ade Edmondson
I will be at home, probably eating my nommy nommy din dins, like a cunt
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:03,
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I had you down as more of a chihuahua Ade Edmondson
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:19,
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*yaps*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:21,
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and smells gamey like a pack of unrefrigerated ham slices
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$imon $quibb ✅, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:26,
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Like a butcher's window, mate
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:27,
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Scrotum with eczema and aids
In your bum
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 21 May 2025, 14:20,
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Edwina Currie's right nipple
yours
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$imon $quibb ✅, Wed 21 May 2025, 14:24,
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In port health
Having a sneaky break. I'm the one wearing glasses.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:03,
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Like some older greyer mash up of Timothy Claypole, Tony Stark, 1990s era David Gahan, and hint of Dr Strange
I was having my tea, thanks for asking
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 21 May 2025, 18:42,
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so, what you're saying is
you have a shit beard?
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sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 22 May 2025, 8:26,
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