IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK CLOCK TOCK COCK COCK COCK

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:38, Reply)

Oh do piss off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:50, Reply)

not you

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:14, Reply)

On it already.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:04, Reply)

yep! home at 1405 fuckin right

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, Reply)

I'd rather have beer of the malted barley or other cereal grain, but if beer of the cock is what you like, all power to you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:07, Reply)

i'll drink anything if it's got a good head on it

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, Reply)

TBF, a lot of lagers look like they've been dispensed via cock.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:21, Reply)

Heinekum

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:24, Reply)

I was thinking more along urinary lines.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:29, Reply)

Madribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:37, Reply)

rip

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:30, Reply)

  ∧,,,∧
(  ̳• · • ̳)
/    づ♡ I'll rip the heart out of your chest if you say that again
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:27, Reply)

Holsten Piss

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:36, Reply)

Pisstrella

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:39, Reply)

Cockfosters

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:49, Reply)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:05, Reply)

Bit early, love

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, Reply)

WRONG!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, Reply)

I had a pint with my lunch earlier

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:25, Reply)

was it delicious?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, Reply)

yeah it was decent

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:38, Reply)

It really isn’t

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, Reply)

it is actually. so you can't say that. you can't just say lies on the internet anymore there's rules now. regulations.

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:27, Reply)

I thought the only thing we couldn’t say was Hitler?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:29, Reply)

Oh, turns out you can say Hitler

H I T L E R
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:30, Reply)

literally

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:39, Reply)

It's 2025 and Adrian Chiles has just discovered the word "edgelord".
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/04/ive-learned-a-new-word-and-now-im-seeing-the-people-it-describes-everywhere
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:43, Reply)

To be fair to him, he's only 10 years out of date. That's practically skibidi toilet rizz vibe check for him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgelord
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:46, Reply)

dog poo
no offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:48, Reply)

offe
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:58, Reply)

the worst kind

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:05, Reply)

apart from the scottish ones, obvs

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, Reply)

What's the non-alcoholic option?

( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, Reply)

a long and healthy life, uncurtailed by liver failure

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:12, Reply)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:13, Reply)

BEER OF
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8448979
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8448988
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:12, Reply)

lol
cheers
( MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:28, Reply)

My name? It's Peter Box.
I returned to play with Grong Grong Matong Football Club from 1967 to 1969, to finish off a fine football career.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:37, Reply)

ola

( Cock, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 3:54, Reply)