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IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK CLOCK TOCK COCK COCK COCK

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)
Oh do piss off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 14:50, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)
On it already.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:04, archived)
yep! home at 1405 fuckin right

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)
I'd rather have beer of the malted barley or other cereal grain, but if beer of the cock is what you like, all power to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:07, archived)
i'll drink anything if it's got a good head on it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)
TBF, a lot of lagers look like they've been dispensed via cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)
Heinekum

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)
I was thinking more along urinary lines.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)
Madribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)
rip

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:30, archived)

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/    づ♡ I'll rip the heart out of your chest if you say that again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 0:27, archived)
Holsten Piss

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)
Pisstrella

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:39, archived)
Cockfosters

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:49, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:05, archived)
Bit early, love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, archived)
WRONG!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:18, archived)
I had a pint with my lunch earlier

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)
was it delicious?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, archived)
yeah it was decent

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:38, archived)
It really isn’t

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:26, archived)
it is actually. so you can't say that. you can't just say lies on the internet anymore there's rules now. regulations.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)
I thought the only thing we couldn’t say was Hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:29, archived)
Oh, turns out you can say Hitler

H I T L E R
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)
literally

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:39, archived)
It's 2025 and Adrian Chiles has just discovered the word "edgelord".
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/04/ive-learned-a-new-word-and-now-im-seeing-the-people-it-describes-everywhere
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:43, archived)
To be fair to him, he's only 10 years out of date. That's practically skibidi toilet rizz vibe check for him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgelord
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:46, archived)
dog poo
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:48, archived)

offe
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)
the worst kind

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)
apart from the scottish ones, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)
What's the non-alcoholic option?

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)
a long and healthy life, uncurtailed by liver failure

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:12, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

BEER OF
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 16:27, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:12, archived)
lol
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)
My name? It's Peter Box.
I returned to play with Grong Grong Matong Football Club from 1967 to 1969, to finish off a fine football career.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jun 2025, 18:37, archived)
ola

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 6 Jun 2025, 3:54, archived)