good afternoon, shit-gibbon's
y'araight?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:17, archived)

I'm feeling pretty wibble-jib-jib, nahmean?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:17, archived)

looking at vintage ghetto blasters on eBay
well over a grand for a decent one, I can't justify it


but man, this one's cool as shit
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/356922041502
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:25, archived)

Ok

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:25, archived)

not really m8 no

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:27, archived)

I'm considering trading in my Xone23 for a DJM450.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:39, archived)

What a waste of time and money.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 14:57, archived)

Just like the Millennium Dome.
/satire
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 14:58, archived)

/topical

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Jul 2025, 15:17, archived)

opical rouser
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:23, archived)

Ultimately, everything on earth is a waste of time and money
Why not spend both on things that bring you joy
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 15:52, archived)

how can you know what something will bring you in the future? if you only do what pleases you, you might end up miserable for having been shallow
DID YOU THINK OF THAT
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:14, archived)

No

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:48, archived)

evasive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 17:58, archived)

just get yourself a radiogram you hipster bellend

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 23:24, archived)

Queef, what's happening?

( $$ ✅, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:38, archived)

what indeed Si
what indeed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:17, archived)

I just knockout 3 of a possible 7 in the quiz thing
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23gp3yeym0o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:53, archived)

4/7 hairy biscuit

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:55, archived)

4/7 ready salted crisps but at least they're nice ones like Kettle or Seabrooks and not Asda Smart Price or any shit like that

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:55, archived)

Those ones with the blue packet of salt, ‘member?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:57, archived)

I liked it when they put fivers in those packets instead of salt.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:59, archived)

salt? they told me it was cocaine :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:00, archived)

1/7 worst score I've ever had

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:56, archived)

7/7 for the first time ever, might retire

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:00, archived)

3/7 cunts are still running the world

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:09, archived)

not bad odds for something that is a fucking certainty

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:16, archived)

In case you didn't get the Pulp-adjacent reference
youtu.be/monyiOsoKxg?si=hZJJu6eW1FosF64x
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 18:10, archived)

i didn't, cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2025, 0:30, archived)

Yep
Universal credit day, so all this month's bills are paid, I have steak for lunch, I can treat myself to a cab into work and it's my last day before a week off. Also, tomorrow is Saturday and I will be taking the twins out on Sunday, so I'm in a very good mood. You?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:53, archived)

yeah alright ta
heading down to Winchester in a bit, my old schoolmate is filming a TV special of his standup, should be fun and I expect to see some old faces

+e lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:19, archived)

Lol nan

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:34, archived)

this is not getting enough attention, it's very good

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:18, archived)

BRAVO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:19, archived)

WELL DONE YOU

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2025, 0:31, archived)

Glad to hear Russell Kane is still doing comedy

( $$ ✅, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:41, archived)

I was unaware he'd ever started.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Jul 2025, 14:14, archived)

I call him 'the guv'na'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 14:36, archived)

lol bit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:45, archived)

steady on m8, kids read this site

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 14:37, archived)

That's why you won't ever catch me using words like felch or tits.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:28, archived)

Make sure you stand behind him and belm when the camera is on

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 14:41, archived)

I found this on the web:
No.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 12:55, archived)

I found these results:
Really?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 13:06, archived)

Here are a few interesting things I can share right now:
Bollocks
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 14:57, archived)

I can share this cool picture of a twig I found
media.istockphoto.com/id/512548637/photo/wooden-twig-isolated.jpg

Have a great weekend guys!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 15:14, archived)

Stock Photo
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 15:39, archived)

Lovely, thanks for sharing!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 15:49, archived)

be the first of your friends to like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2025, 16:20, archived)