morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Jul 2025, 5:08, archived)

Morning
Last night was very humid. Unnecessarily so.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 5:39, archived)

JIZZ ON MY TITS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:05, archived)

On a Monday?
what kind of uncouth beast ARE you?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:12, archived)

Sound like a crusted tit
/twitch
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:16, archived)

Well, I went to see the performance of a piece last night
That was inspired by the migration of the artic turn*, so that sounds plausible.

*also known as the sea swallow so LOL!!!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:21, archived)

'tern'?

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 8:40, archived)

You can't polish a terd

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 8:41, archived)

but you can roll it in glittur

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 9:35, archived)

Paul Gudd

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Jul 2025, 10:13, archived)

Pant-Man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 12:50, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_tern
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 10:20, archived)

www.facebook.com/arcticturn
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 10:27, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_roll
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 10:30, archived)

GOOD MORNING WALLACENAM

( MiseryCunt, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:18, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:44, archived)

Happy Birthday, Michael Howard!

( $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 8:03, archived)

There's something of the night about him, alright
DUDE NEVER STOPS PARTYING LOL!!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 8:34, archived)

jajajajaja

( $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 9:00, archived)

Alright Jurgen Klopp

(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 9:56, archived)

Hooray! /calendar spam is back.
b3ta.com/calendar/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 8:50, archived)

"...test your reflexes and spatial reasoning to their absolute limit"
get up, you mean
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 11:48, archived)

I think it’s ridiculous to start a third party. It’s always been a two-party system and I think starting a third party just adds to the confusion
for those who have difficulty counting past two.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 11:54, archived)

Think about it,
he’s got up on Twitter right now a poll about starting an American Party – a non-American starting an American Party. No, brother, you’re not an American; you’re a South African. If we take enough time and prove the facts of that, you should be deported.
( $$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 12:00, archived)

I thought he meant Jeremy Corbyn

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 12:08, archived)

they should ALL be deported

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 12:30, archived)

5 and a half weeks and I've cast aside the casts. Praise jesus

( mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 13:15, archived)

I'm not clicking this until I know the cast's ok
edit: Christ, that was over 15 years ago
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 13:50, archived)

going out skating to celebrate?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:13, archived)

two thumbs up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 18:36, archived)