anal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 11:42, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 11:51, archived)

scott,

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:04, archived)

Bit warm for that, just chill.

( mongychops, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:29, archived)

Iglooing?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:30, archived)

Sounds like a great way to keep cool.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iglooing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:53, archived)

fuck sake
why do i click on things
( MiseryCunt, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 16:41, archived)

Iced finger?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:33, archived)

I've developed really sore ankles and feet
Stupid long days on my feet in hot weather is fucking me up

/old
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:44, archived)

Thought it might be gout at first lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:44, archived)

Maybe you need stockings

( mongychops, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:48, archived)

Gonna try physio first
Free Bupa with Mrs' job so might as well
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:23, archived)

Do you have to pretend to be your wife?
because Bupa's likely to notice if it's an in-person consultation.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:46, archived)

Nah we look exactly alike
I'll be fine
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:51, archived)

Mr & Mrs Queef, earlier
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 15:26, archived)

I worked at a clinical trial for gout treatment for a few years,
we had a copy of this on the wall.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:53, archived)

gout anal
( .Yeti., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:54, archived)

Gout, gout, let it all out
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:19, archived)

You know you make me wanna (gout)

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:53, archived)

Prefab Gout

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:53, archived)

Gouthere Brothers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:56, archived)

No Gout

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:58, archived)

Toeny! Toeni! Toené!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:00, archived)

Uric Acid Creole and the Coconuts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:05, archived)

N-SAID

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 18:06, archived)

Bigfoot and the Hendersons

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:31, archived)

Paul Sweller

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:31, archived)

Limp Bizkit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:35, archived)

Podagracie Abrams

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:36, archived)

House of Joint Pain

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:37, archived)

Kneecrap

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:44, archived)

The Godfather of Sole

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:47, archived)

Goutkast

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 18:05, archived)

The Crazy World of Arthropathy Brown

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 18:13, archived)

+ We're only making plans, for

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:46, archived)

Sgt. Cock is going to help me

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:57, archived)

My mate's mum died a few days ago. She was in her late 70s but still spritely
they just found her dead in the garden. Turns out she'd died of a broken neck so is thought to have fallen, but she had often said how much she loved her garden and said she'd like to die there. Not sure if that's sad, poignant or sort of touching. Maybe all three.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:48, archived)

My dad died in his garden
His partner only nipped out to corner shop, and when she got back, he'd had a heart attack and died. Life's funny, innit.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:25, archived)

There are worse places to die

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:40, archived)

Leeds

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:49, archived)

Kettering

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:17, archived)

Runcorn

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:38, archived)

onstage at The George
Awooga.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:42, archived)

Bootle

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:42, archived)

Shittest of all The Flumps

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:42, archived)

broken neck nal
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:48, archived)

You're very wrong but that was very funny.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:54, archived)

It's what she would have wanted

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:17, archived)

-broken +burnt -fallen +been to France

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:51, archived)

You are not allowed to wear camo clothing in Grenada. Fuck that's much of my light weight clothes out. Linen suits here I come

( mongychops, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:56, archived)

Think that's also the case in Cuba

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:39, archived)

People say that but it's absolute bolllocks

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:39, archived)

No thanks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:07, archived)