Hullo piss-pant's
Muggy today, I don't like it. I made hummus and am about to make falafels, like some kind of rag-head.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 12:24, Reply)

^ hummusexual

( .Yeti., Wed 13 Aug 2025, 12:38, Reply)

Well, if hu must!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 12:39, Reply)

idgi soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 12:51, Reply)

If you love Jerusalem so much fuck off and live there

( mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 12:43, Reply)

yeah well maybe I WILL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:30, Reply)

HERE'S your two state solution
{points at circumcised penus}
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:33, Reply)

HERE'S your two state solution ethnically cleanse THIS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:53, Reply)

Welcome to EARTH
*punches Chris Rock in the face*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:23, Reply)

Stick THIS in your wall, and wail!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 15:34, Reply)

^ humas sympathiser

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:11, Reply)

^Bob Rylan

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:32, Reply)

The Hummus Leage
Don't you want meat, baby.
Don't you want meat, woaaaah ohhhhhh...

Do you have a deep fat fryer then?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:25, Reply)

yes, it's fucking ace
gave my air 'fryer' away, load of shit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:31, Reply)

We get on really well with our air fryer
it's good for the things its suited to. We've found a way to make really good samosas from frozen in it (we've worked out that the Asda ones are as good as the local takeaway) but you just can't do a falafel in anything other than boiling oil.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:40, Reply)

I got the air fryer to do things I need a proper fryer for: triple cooked chips, arancine etc
as such, waste of time and valuable cupboard space
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 16:09, Reply)

but what if you want to fry some air?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 17:57, Reply)

I'm not made of money m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 19:15, Reply)

Mother in law keeps buying air fryers, not using them and then dumping them on us. The only fried food I make is eggs and I doubt that the air fryer would do a better job than a pan

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 19:59, Reply)

Might watch Alien: Earth tonight

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:01, Reply)

Stand outside their hotel with a placard and shout abuse at them, you mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:37, Reply)

SEND THE PAEDO'S BACK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Make them use the most inconvenient transport possible
A paedolo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:56, Reply)

In this country we eat bacon and our best nonces are white
If you don't like that then LEAVE.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Save aaaah tommeeeehhhh

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 15:02, Reply)

SPORT ARE TROOP'S

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Aug 2025, 15:03, Reply)

Whist wearing Peedos

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 15:03, Reply)

Whist

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Aug 2025, 15:06, Reply)

Well known to be a favourite card game amongst nonces

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 17:25, Reply)

The hummus centipede

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 17:23, Reply)

More hummus than hummus

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Aug 2025, 18:28, Reply)