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Yeah yeah what-EVER
Long weekend? DONG weekend, *I* call it. First bank holiday Monday I've had off in ages. Carnival here I come, I'm getting on it.

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 10:33, archived)
Lol having it off, lol come

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 10:34, archived)
I'm back at work on Sunday lol

(piss and shit, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 10:35, archived)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 12:24, archived)
Dunno

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 10:49, archived)
Maybe you could spend a bit of time working on 'not being a wankstain'?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:31, archived)
Nah

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:33, archived)
Four day weekend for me.
Might drink until my eyeballs rot.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 10:58, archived)
Just had a great call with Bupa
I don't have gout and my liver is fine. I see venison, port and crustaceans in my immediate future.

I'm elated, even though I've also had a ยฃ6k legal bill today
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 12:28, archived)
I see you hanging around at the port getting crabs, sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 12:40, archived)
A brother gotta pay the bills yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:16, archived)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:22, archived)
Drinking to excess is a timeless British tradition. Doubly so on bank holiday weekends.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:24, archived)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 17:13, archived)
Might celebrate Onora O'Neill's birthday a.k.a Baroness O'Neill of Bengarve

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 11:05, archived)
fuck that noise
might go around painting the St. George's cross or random things. I like to show my Englishness by celebrating a man who was born in Turkey and died in modern-day Israel.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 11:10, archived)
What could be more English than taking credit for the achievements of foreigners?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 11:24, archived)
celebrating diversity innit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 12:29, archived)
Rare Groove boat party on that there Thames.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 12:46, archived)
Fair bit of crossover between rare groove and what I play
Have fun
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:21, archived)
^ really into skiffle

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:33, archived)
I'm lonnie-ing my donegan as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:54, archived)
What you play?
So, songs that are exclusively about poor penile hygiene, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 Aug 2025, 16:33, archived)
Not much
Just chilling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:05, archived)
No bad thing

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:25, archived)
WANK holiday Monday moar like

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ—‹¥โ—‹) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:31, archived)
Cor, don't I know it!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:33, archived)
My Nan's ashes are being scattered tomorrow
I've invited everyone back to mine for a BBQ, which I think is a little bit funny, and think that my nan would agree
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)
When I was handed my mother's ashes the funeral director woman said they were surprisingly heavy, I'm still wondering what the correct response to that is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:22, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:50, archived)
Going to celebrate garold's birthday on Sunday
Might have a poo on Two Hats' lawn for old times sake. It's what his nan would've wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:18, archived)
She would've loved that ๐Ÿฅฒ

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:51, archived)
I thought I'd try muesli again, it's been years, it's still disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:19, archived)
Did you for some reason think they'd changed it?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:52, archived)
If muesli is so good, why is there no Muesli 2?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 16:45, archived)
Tuesli

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 17:11, archived)
No it’s Frili today

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 17:22, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 17:53, archived)
They? I can see there's a lot I don't know about this.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 17:19, archived)
I like it
Especially if there's brazil nuts in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 15:34, archived)
SMELLY BOLLOCKS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 16:40, archived)