Diagnosis: Pneumaturia resulting from rectovesicle fistula.
You're welcome.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:35, archived)

Count Fistula, kinkiest of all the vampires.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:45, archived)

Dig through the anus and burn through the penus I slam in the back of my fistula...

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:03, archived)

lol bum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:07, archived)

Knob Zombie

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:01, archived)

Alice Pooper

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:10, archived)

Princess Leia Cable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:26, archived)

Alfred Bitchcock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:27, archived)

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown Trout

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:31, archived)

fucking lol I'd forgotten that expression

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:35, archived)

There's a fishing tackle shop here called 'Brown Trout', I ent even lyin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 19:13, archived)

Eggy Plops

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:37, archived)

Chris Shartin from Coiledlay

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 18:27, archived)

I feel that words are incapable of adequately conveying quite how shit Coldplay are.
Even an actual shit, of the traditional coiled variety with all flies buzzing round it represents a tiny fraction of the sheer feculence of every expulsion issued from Chris Martin's noisome orifice
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:35, archived)

^ noisome orifice wonk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 1:01, archived)

Gotta catch 'em all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:19, archived)