Jilly Cadaver

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 10:51, archived)

Jilly Copped-it

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 10:55, archived)

my father had lunch with her once
you couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:05, archived)

Ralph Ineson came and gave my upper 6th English class a talk about being an actor.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:25, archived)

...this was pre-Finchy fame

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:27, archived)

My dad had lunch with Charlton Heston once.
There, I made that up.
( .Yeti., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:35, archived)

Did he have to pay?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)

CHARLTON HESTON HAD A TOUPEE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:17, archived)

Fine, but please explain your interest in his financial arrangements

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:20, archived)

I haven't made that part up yet.

( .Yeti., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:29, archived)

please make it exciting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:44, archived)

Only once, mind
She was a very messy eater
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:32, archived)

Illy Cooper

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:01, archived)

Willy Drooper I calls her

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)

Or did
Rest in peace
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)

rest in peanus

( $$ ✅, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:37, archived)

I'll do it later

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:35, archived)

thanks

( $$ ✅, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 14:55, archived)

ea æ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Oct 2025, 17:22, archived)

Billy Japper

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:35, archived)

SHAMONE!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 15:06, archived)

Chilly Pooper

( $$ ✅, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:37, archived)

Put some pants on

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:41, archived)

Damn Jilly Cooper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:41, archived)

Grimmy Reaper

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:59, archived)

Fuck's sake, don't get my hopes up about Nick Grimshaw

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)

word of the day: heterodox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 14:15, archived)

Is that when you share a straight person's real name and home address on the internet?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 14:25, archived)