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I have to write a couple of letters. For reasons.
I have had a look in the old statonery box and dug out a 30 year old Basildon Bond pad that has a built-in blotter.

What moribund thing have you had to resort to recently?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:31, Reply)
Posting on b3ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:40, Reply)
My older pair of Adidas ZX750s
Work shoes innit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:53, Reply)
That's a Spectrum m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:02, Reply)
no wonder they're so uncomfortable

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:06, Reply)
^ on the spectrum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:09, Reply)
We were so young
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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 19:59, Reply)
when?
i was 41 you fucking prick
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:01, Reply)
He ain't all there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:16, Reply)
Everybody Loves The Sound Of A Train In The Distance

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 22:12, Reply)
Doing this
*does this*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:38, Reply)
:-0

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:09, Reply)
your nan

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:51, Reply)
Going round all the local hairdressers on foot
To try and get a haircut that isn't ridiculously priced and in 3 weeks time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:51, Reply)
I have paid for two haircuts in my entire life
You can tell tho
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:01, Reply)
you look fabulous

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:41, Reply)
I'm tired of having to get the knots out in the morning
So I've booked for 1pm tomorrow to get a bob.I know the hairdresser and she's only charging me £18, unlike the other cunts who wanted more than £40.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:04, Reply)
Terrible bullying of JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:41, Reply)
æ
is that one or two?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:08, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:09, Reply)
i knew it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:51, Reply)
I had to write a letter over the summer for admin reasons
and it had been so long since I'd written anything by hand that my hand started cramping up like a mutha.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:11, Reply)
it's a dying art

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:37, Reply)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:41, Reply)
I'm chucking away 70 years off life. 1950s records with my mum's name on them. Parties I assume. Gonna get the oil rain lamp working

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:15, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:47, Reply)
Oil lamps are cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 21:19, Reply)