HARVEY PRICE SEXTAPE
not really, hullo

Busy weekend ahead?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:56, archived)

Going to see my dad tomorrow
Mostly spend the rest of the weekend running round after the mental
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:00, archived)

Is he still in hospital

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:02, archived)

Yep
But the antibiotics are finally starting to work, so fingers crossed
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 14:27, archived)

My mrs has pneumonia ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 14:37, archived)

onia ff atic tit
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 15:25, archived)

Yeah, making a sextape with Harvey Price

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:02, archived)

Don't forget to put it on /links

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:03, archived)

Hello you cunt

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:07, archived)

hello

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 16:38, archived)

Yeah, making a sextape with Vincent Price

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:07, archived)

Gonna call it "The Price is Tight"

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:09, archived)

Yeah, making a sex tape with Jonathan Pryce

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:09, archived)

Price Watersports Pooper

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:14, archived)

not really, no

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:17, archived)

Low energy. Sad!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:35, archived)

Second wedding anniversary today, going for afternoon tea at a swanky hotel
wank lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:28, archived)

it was our 26th yesterday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:30, archived)

26th wank?
congrats though
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:31, archived)

I'm still on my first wedding

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:45, archived)

How long's it been going on for now?
Aren't you a bit sick of cake yet?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Oct 2025, 12:55, archived)

Heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 13:23, archived)

he's in tiers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 13:36, archived)

*polite applause*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Oct 2025, 13:54, archived)

you've read that wrong, it's actually very funny

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 14:37, archived)

Afternoon tea at the Malmaison Dundee
was very tastee

Fresh crab taco was the highlight
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 15:35, archived)

Braw!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 8:26, archived)