It has taken me 39 years to clock that It's Tricky by Run-DMC is based on Hey Mickey by Toni Basil
What a fucking stupid fucking cunt I am, eh readers?

jfc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:41, archived)

You say "readers" as though I read any of what you just wrote.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:45, archived)

you fucking did m8
you fucking did
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:46, archived)

no one is reading any of the shit we type

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:47, archived)

we act like stupid kids

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:49, archived)

=skids
maybe your pants
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:49, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 17:19, archived)

absolutely.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 17:21, archived)

Well I certainly do

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 21:08, archived)

Oh yeah, now you mention it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 17:18, archived)

Lol, next you'll be telling us you didn't realise that DMC stood for "DeLorean Motor Company"
Due to Darryl McDaniels long term ambition to one day own the company despite it having gone bankrupt several years earlier.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:02, archived)

hang on what

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:45, archived)

Yeah, well known fact about Darryl McDaniels.
Or 'DMC' to his friends
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:48, archived)

Wow
I did not know that about Darryl Motor Cdaniels
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:40, archived)

Really? Oh. Your a good lad. I've got a 1999 project debut deck to give away. Anybody want it. Cunts heavy you pay stamps

( mongychops, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:20, archived)

I'm old enough to remember when regularly sending letters by first class would cost you less than a heavy crack habit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:24, archived)

any letter that exceeds the size of the stamp costs extra

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:16, archived)

I don't know what that is
so I'll politely decline
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:51, archived)

Record player.

( mongychops, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:18, archived)

More like It's Trickly by Bum-DMC in your case, eh Queef.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:23, archived)

STEADY ON

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:50, archived)

Wank This Way

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:26, archived)

W G

Gank, monster munch
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:43, archived)

I'm Two Hats and I'm here to say, I'm rapping to the beat in a rapping way!
How was that? Any good?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:40, archived)

That was better than anything that falls under the definition of UK grime.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:44, archived)

It was SICKLY!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:50, archived)

Fucking top notch nig

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:44, archived)

Well my name is Queef I'm the king of this town
If you check out my pants you'll find the skids are brown

*headspins*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:48, archived)

*worms*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 21:08, archived)

fucking stupid fucking cunt pinnacle of autism, visible from space
( .Yeti., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:07, archived)