When I last did that they "lost" the sample.
I don't bother with anything NHS now - worthless cretins. They keep bugging me about submitting blood pressure readings. They get told to jog on.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:00, archived)

Lol old

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:15, archived)

Stop talking shit, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:00, archived)

I used to like the NHS, but them losing that one stool sample has completely destroyed my faith in all modern medicine.
#MAHA #BringBackLeeches
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:03, archived)

clicky

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)

They don't lose the samples, it's all a scam by some German scat fetishist who wants everyone to send him their poo.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:00, archived)

Moser is back

( mongychops, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:10, archived)

That is me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:03, archived)

'brown gold'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 21:46, archived)

texture like sun

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:02, archived)

Heave a Brown

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:35, archived)

Out of your bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 0:40, archived)

I did my own brain surgery
And I turned out just spatula
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:53, archived)

Well don't go moaning to them when you have a massive stroke

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:59, archived)

I'm having a massive stroke as I trpsad ashaf acn

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:59, archived)

I didn't say I don't have a GP at all :-p

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 0:15, archived)