morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 6:20, Reply)

Good morning
And bore da to that Cunt.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 7:06, Reply)

Agree re. the bore bit LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 7:14, Reply)

mórning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 7:21, Reply)

Half ten is too late for breakfast in a hotel
Lazy cunt
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 7:45, Reply)

When I used to stay in guest houses as a youth the old girls were well strict on breakfast. 7 till 8am, and if you said you'd be up for a breakfast and didn't make it you'd be crucified, and end up paying more

( mongychops, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 8:05, Reply)

Nailed up on a cross for missing breakfast?
When did this come in?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 8:14, Reply)

After the war, just before rationing ended

( mongychops, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 8:45, Reply)

Seems a bit harsh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 9:13, Reply)

It didn't last, they couldn't spare the metal for the nails.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:08, Reply)

I was at Milan cathedral on Monday, they've got one of the nails that was used to crucify Jesus.
I'm sure they have a full audit trail confirming the authenticity of this item dating back to 33AD.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 16:17, Reply)

I don't understand why a rusty nail would be open to question at all, they're notoriously difficult to forge

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:34, Reply)

ssissant
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 10:20, Reply)

miissanting good one mm

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 10:29, Reply)

Been hooked up to a blood pressure monitor since yesterday
Can't take it off til 2pm. It's not great
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 9:34, Reply)

Is it stressing you out?
becuase that's not a great way to get a reading. Have a joint and relax.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 10:21, Reply)

Bloody thing going off all night

( mongychops, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 10:23, Reply)

Enough about your penus!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:48, Reply)

Calm down mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 12:24, Reply)

Makes my blood boil I tell you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 12:44, Reply)

Thrill to the heady sounds of a Wednesday morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 9:14, Reply)

Morning.
I was such a guffmonster last night I thought I'd been possessed by Queef.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Oct 2025, 9:50, Reply)

You were me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 12:44, Reply)

You're not in Jamaica right now by any chance?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:29, Reply)

NAH, MON

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:36, Reply)

cricket?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:37, Reply)

i reckon he loves it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:31, Reply)

Bit racist, mVIII.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:38, Reply)