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WANKSMELL
yes really, WANKSMELL.

Hi gonad's, Queef here. My second to last day here in Chelsea, I'm going to miss it. Dinner party at ours later, lashings of fancy tucker and grog.

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:05, archived)
Just loaded up all my fishing gear in a blokes van. Hopefully him and his son have as many good times as I have had

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:07, archived)
Nice to know it's going somewhere good I would think
My brother and I made a few kids very happy giving away all our toy soldiers. All individually painted old skool lead ones
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:10, archived)

happy ill with lead poisoning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:16, archived)
never did us any harm!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:21, archived)
Never had you down as the Warhammer type, I gotta say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:16, archived)
They came from our uncle
He was one of those '6 month long wargame' types. We had all sorts of neat stuff like a whole fleet of triremes as well
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:19, archived)
What condition were the triremes in?
I hope they were mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:20, archived)
Heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:21, archived)
I hate fishing
But that Mortimer and Whitehouse show is good.

Shows that you can make the most mundane, boring and fucking pointless pastime tolerable to watch.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:40, archived)
So you're not doing fishing any more? At least you still have your portable time keeping devices

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:08, archived)
Few at auction if you fancy one. Everything is for sale. I'm keeping nothing. Starting fresh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 15:06, archived)
at the very least you're keeping us updated

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 17:06, archived)
I can remedy that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 9 Nov 2025, 2:31, archived)
you could i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 9 Nov 2025, 16:35, archived)
GUFFCHEESE, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:16, archived)
Shit yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:20, archived)
GUNTSTENCH
I'm going to see if I can buy a new shopping trolley, then I'll be going to see my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:34, archived)
How are your parents?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)
Mum is frustrated that her broken shoulder hasn't healed yet
Dad is currently getting ready to go to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 17:11, archived)
Pro tip: you don't need to buy one, they give them away in supermarkets

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:10, archived)
I am going bowling in a bit.
When was the last time you had 3 fingers inside a big black thing?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 11:38, archived)
Rusty Lee's 70th birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)
I have never been to Chelsea but I imagine it to be full of

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:17, archived)
You know what, I accidentally posted that without finishing my thought
and maybe it’s better left unfinished, like most of my
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:18, archived)
symphonies? businesses?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:11, archived)
Yep, just call me Ludwig van Dyson

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:22, archived)
You couldn't be more

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)
That’s what I like about you Queef, you’re always so

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:23, archived)
racist? nude?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 15:59, archived)
I was thinking this about

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 12:39, archived)
pensioners? flower shows?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:06, archived)
Not well, and going to a university open day thing with the boy
Could very much do without it today, but there we are
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 13:51, archived)
This
www.nytimes.com/games/pips
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 14:14, archived)
Just had a nap whilst my kids have screen time
/middle aged dad
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 16:49, archived)