Some ignorant fuckwobble at work made a racist remark and got the sack
He didn't realise the boss was Jewish
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:35, Reply)

Poor Queef, he only just got that new job

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)

LOL
fuck him
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)

Did you hear about the mohel with poor eyesight who bungled a bris?
He got the sac!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:56, Reply)

Yakety yak
Don't cut sac!
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:28, Reply)

excellent, we love to see it

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)

Typical yids

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)

Saw on the BBC news that some doctor has been suspended for antisemetic remarks and I just wanted to say that I have nothing against the jews and think they're much better than those awful muslims

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:53, Reply)

Pfft, amateur.
We've got a doctor up here who's been charged with stalking his son's rape victim, up your game.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:46, Reply)

acute angina

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)

I hate U2 baby

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)

arc, tongue

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)

Edgy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)

Bono sounds like a clown's name
Uncle Bono's Magic and Balloon Show
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:02, Reply)

Uncle Bono's made a balloon atomic bomb, what do?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)

Uncle Bono says every time he bursts a balloon animal, a child dies in Africa, please stop him!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)

Pop goes the
Eswatini
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:40, Reply)

he pops, zulus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:23, Reply)

+m

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:13, Reply)

BMS just sent out a discontinuation notice for thalidomide capsules,
we use them to make a suspension for poor little kiddies with cancer. I can only conclude that Big Pharma's motto is "Kiddies with cancer? Fuck 'em."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:56, Reply)

They are for profit. No point making stuff for free

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)

£300 a pack, they were doing OK from it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:06, Reply)

For chemo nausea?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)

No, to treat multiple myeloma.
Comes in 50mg capsules but we make it into a liquid for children's hospitals, unlicensed specialist use. It does seem to be effective for that indication, obviously massive pregnancy prevention programme to go with it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:11, Reply)

I heard ur face is a massive pregnancy prevention programme, m{2^3}.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:07, Reply)

horny girls HATE me!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:22, Reply)

Your an unlicensed special

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:21, Reply)

That's probably it, and they don't want to make them pregnant with deformed babies.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:19, Reply)

differently formed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:15, Reply)

The boss is always Jewish

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:00, Reply)

Bruce Springstein

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:47, Reply)

Borscht in the USA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:21, Reply)

Born to Run (the world)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:10, Reply)

Humanoid Reptilian Touch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:12, Reply)

I'd like to think at least some of us live in a world where you can get sacked for making racist remarks without the boss being Jewish

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:25, Reply)

Good
I have to work with 2 of the most racist old bitches it has ever been my misfortune to meet. I have given hints to HR, but they've been there for donkey's years and I don't want to rock the boat too much.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)

I don't think HR can really do much with hints.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)

HR from Bad Brains?
Yeah he's famous for not taking hints
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:50, Reply)

That's because his brain is quite bad.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:07, Reply)

alright 'not Forrest'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)

fuck the jews, man

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)