Morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 6:33, Reply)

You know I'm a steamer
But my bum’s of gold
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:15, Reply)

you may say I'm a steamer
but mine's not the only bum
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:18, Reply)

Together in electric steams

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 10:53, Reply)

Bum steams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 11:34, Reply)

Sisters Are Bumsteaming For Themselves

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:22, Reply)

Bumma bumma bumma bumma bumma chasteameon
You bum and go
You bum and go-ooo-o
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:26, Reply)

She's a bumsteamer, bumsteamer on the floor
And she's steaming like she's never steamed before
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:43, Reply)

Informer
You no say Daddy me Snow me, I'll go blame
A steamy bum-bum down
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:55, Reply)

She's A Steamy Bummer
She'll steam your bum but you won't feel it,
She's like no oven,
Before you know it you'll be on your knees.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:59, Reply)

You steam the bum I run to
The bum that I belong to
You steam the bum I want for life
(You steam the bum)
You steam the bum that I love
The only bum I dream of
You steam the bum I kiss goodnight
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:10, Reply)

Hey steamy bum bum
You sweet sugar dumpling
Hey steamy bum bum
Let me tell you
Something
Now, not because
Youre so big and hot
Don′t believe I'm
Afraid I'm not
Self praise is no
Recommendation.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:02, Reply)

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain

To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far, far, away, someone was weeping
But the bum was steaming
Any steam will do
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 15:08, Reply)

^ African Bum Steamer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:28, Reply)

Morning.
It’s a fresh and fine morning out here and I’m so happy to be going to work rather than staying in bed with a cup of tea.

No wait, what I actually meant to say was: bollocks.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:39, Reply)

Oh Grrrmachine was here

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:03, Reply)

"i don't want to say this, because i know your hook-nosed jew phone is listening, but..."
my quote of the day
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:43, Reply)

I don't think you're supposed to just write down things you've said

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:46, Reply)

/links is over there ---------->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 9:43, Reply)

I'm struggling to understand what that means

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 9:47, Reply)

In consecutive threads, "MiseryCunt" has denigrated Polish people and Jews.
Seems pretty clear what it means, but I'm not supposed to say Hitler.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 10:26, Reply)

His phone is Jewish?
I still don't understand
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:55, Reply)

nobody does

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:54, Reply)

Hi-de-hi

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 9:06, Reply)

Why can't we say Hitler?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 11:58, Reply)

I can't say

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:22, Reply)

I did not Hitler, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not Hitler! I did naaht. O hai Heinrich.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:36, Reply)

You said it!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:44, Reply)

I did not, I just said so

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:55, Reply)

Hi

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:43, Reply)

Fuck off you re: patio
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:52, Reply)

Fuck off you repatio?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:42, Reply)

no u

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:43, Reply)

I said yeast too much and now it sounds weird, YEAST

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 15:18, Reply)

She's a yeasty lover

( broadsword, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:25, Reply)