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A chipper and tidy four out of a possible seven this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74w3qx4j5no
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:40, archived)
"Subscribe to BBC to continue", game over man, game over. $8.99/m
Guess they're saving up for their legal fees.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:42, archived)
One subscription at a time
(or just log in via Firefox or some shit)
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:55, archived)
4-6: This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us
Ron out of Sparks ptsd kicking in
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:41, archived)
use orbot

(piss and shit, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)
sue robot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:42, archived)
reboot us

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:12, archived)
Root suber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:25, archived)
uber tosor
AKA brb (not a nonce) ;)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:36, archived)
boot user

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:43, archived)
Reus toob

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 22:26, archived)
4/7 fingering an unattractive dog

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)
why, when there are so many fit ones?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:54, archived)
Between 6 and 10 nipples
just sain'
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:28, archived)
That would be a 6/7.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:11, archived)
4/7 ICE ICE Killy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:51, archived)
2/7 bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)
James sub-Prime

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:01, archived)
I can never get Bluetooth to pair. I'm no cilla black

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:04, archived)
3 succesful guesses lol

(piss and shit, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)
2/7 tiny penis

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:47, archived)
Elton John'zzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:54, archived)
Yes, the original result from the quiz was '2/10: tiny dancer' and I changed it to 'tiny penis'.
You have replied "Elton John'zzzz" to which my response is "crocodile cock".

Your move.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:59, archived)
Goodbye Yellow Dick Road

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)
Dikita

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:21, archived)
Cocket Man

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:29, archived)
Your Dong

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:29, archived)
Candle in the arse

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:38, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:44, archived)
Sodophobe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 18:30, archived)
it's too fizzy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:10, archived)
Saturday night's alright for cockfighting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:15, archived)
I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Boobs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:57, archived)
Pinball Pizzle

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 20:02, archived)
Candle in the minge

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:44, archived)
yes

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:56, archived)
Vagophile

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 18:31, archived)
I didn't see the tiny dancer thing because I scored more than 2 and answered less than 10

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:34, archived)
How does Elton John describe the consistency of a perfectly boiled egg?
It's a little bit runny!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 20:31, archived)
FA Cup fixture and male health alert: Nottingham Wrexham

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:56, archived)
Grok, is this true?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:11, archived)
Grok Won

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:39, archived)
Here's the best way to get to Suckham:

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:58, archived)
Wrexham's one up Nottingham's behind

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 20:12, archived)
Nottingham have pulled one back, only for Wrexham to slip another one in.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 21:04, archived)
Unbelievable! Nottingham have managed to grab themselves a pair now, but Wrexham have managed to get another one to remain in front

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 21:08, archived)
9

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:11, archived)
didn't do it
soz
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 21:15, archived)