morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 6:41, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 7:00, archived)

smegg wallace's scrotenips?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:19, archived)

No thanks.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:38, archived)

Morning from Egypt. Just posting to see the time difference

( mongychops, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 7:11, archived)

Ah, 2 hours, cool

( mongychops, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 7:12, archived)

is it hot?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:31, archived)

Alright Paris Hilton

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:48, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:49, archived)

smeggy smeggy smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 7:13, archived)

Anyone know if there's such a thing as a power extension cord with 2 metre gaps between each socket?
So I can put rear speakers (rear LOL) at each end of my sofa?

THANKS IN ADVANCE
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 7:47, archived)

i think they're called gang bangers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:08, archived)

Shut up you cocksocket

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:11, archived)

only trying to help

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:21, archived)

Nope, you'd have to make one.

( mongychops, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:16, archived)

Damn.
Or use two separate ones running from a double socket in the wall.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:23, archived)

Be cheaper to make one

( mongychops, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:31, archived)

I'd end up burning my house down.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:39, archived)

we can but hope

(piss and shit, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:29, archived)

Get two extension cables, one with two sockets, the other about 2m long
plug the 2m one into the cable with two sockets and that'll do the job for you.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 9:11, archived)

Do not do this . Completely unsafe

( mongychops, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 9:14, archived)

Nonsense. You can plug anything into anything else and IT WILL WORK
FACT
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:36, archived)

Typical gay.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:45, archived)

You know that "it will work" and "completely unsafe" are not necessarily mutually exclusive, right?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 11:05, archived)

Don't opress my creativity

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 13:10, archived)

I'm now wondering if you fixed your toilet cistern with Sellotape and filled it with scorpion venom.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 9:48, archived)

Toilets do burn sometimes
it's normal
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:36, archived)

do bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:29, archived)

Assuming "the job" is to burn your house down, sure

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:48, archived)

Dr Skagra is my lodger.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:49, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 8:01, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 9:11, archived)

Happy St. Knut's Day!

( $$ ✅, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:54, archived)

oh man, I hope he's got his absolutely hilarious Gang with him!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)

Hashtag not my saint

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Jan 2026, 11:21, archived)