Bolloon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 15:28, Reply)

Bollocks + afternoon, maybe yours will catch on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jan 2026, 15:53, Reply)

TWTJYFP

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 15:57, Reply)

Ok, zombieboy, simmer down and stop blooblooing all over the forum.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:13, Reply)

^pwned and he knows it

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jan 2026, 20:58, Reply)

If you insist

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:09, Reply)

May I keep my trenchcoat in your closet for a few months?

( $$ ✅, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:33, Reply)

my engine suddenly started making a pronounced knocking noise
Got to wait for the AA now fml
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:47, Reply)

*hilarious misunderstanding about alcoholism*

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:52, Reply)

+RDVARK

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:56, Reply)

Big ends gone. Write off.

( mongychops, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:59, Reply)

ig ell
s gone. Write Fuck
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 17:08, Reply)

Baboon

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:52, Reply)

I've got to go out to buy a teaspoon. Should be fun

( mongychops, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:58, Reply)

You can get them from cafes for the price of a cuppa
- plus you get a tasty beverage and a new mug
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 17:54, Reply)

Bought a single teaspoon in a supermarket in China once,
Needed it to stir the free room coffee. Still use it, always makes me remember that place every time I take it out of the drawer #TravelBlog #Unsubscribe
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 18:04, Reply)

Not found one yet. I don't mind travelling stories as they relay an inform an audience of an experience. Learning might be a me thing

( mongychops, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 19:28, Reply)

Do you have a favourite spoon?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 20:23, Reply)

Alright, Ian Hislop.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jan 2026, 20:59, Reply)

Yes

( mongychops, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 22:19, Reply)

Be sure to buy a candle, and then some heroin so it doesn't look suspicious.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jan 2026, 21:00, Reply)

10 Regal and a packet of Rizla king size please!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jan 2026, 21:04, Reply)

I'd use a kit kat wrapper. This is for stirring

( mongychops, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 22:20, Reply)