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At the airport. Blimey russians are rude. TBF customs don't like them. Get Amsterdam at 2230.

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:22, Reply)
There were loads of them in Bali last year.
They reinforced every negative stereotype I already held about them. One young lad I kept seeing at the temples had a giant tattoo of Stalin on his leg and 1812 down his arm.

edit: I thought I was repeating myself.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:39, Reply)
I've been in Phuket and got treated very well because we were white people who weren't Russian.

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:00, Reply)
I dated a Finnish woman who had changed her name to one that sounded less Russian as she was having so many problems when travelling.

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:05, Reply)
She was always far too early for her flight oh hahaha

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:32, Reply)
SHE WAS 'RUSSIAN' [RUSHING] TOO MUCH
Jesus, tough crowd. My comic genius is wasted on you lot.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 21:58, Reply)

ge
(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 22:28, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 23:31, Reply)
You're right, it *is* hilarious!

(, Tue 3 Feb 2026, 6:37, Reply)
A culture that's come to believe smiling is a sign of weakness

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:45, Reply)
b3ta, you mean.

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:18, Reply)
Image Challenge: Public Domain Week

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:20, Reply)
-Domain +Enemy
Yeah, boyeeeeee
(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:34, Reply)
No chance, that would be in danger of being fun

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:09, Reply)
Politicians / Winter sports puns
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2639518

Oh, sorry you said ‘fun’
(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:16, Reply)
That one's got me on 2.0, did me a favour really

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:34, Reply)
I think /talk is a friendly place, but then again I do live in America, so my idea of friendly might be a bit skewed?

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:00, Reply)
It has been a while since anyone got shot here

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 18:38, Reply)
It's true, I mean obviously I'm still packing when I'm here, but I'm more relaxed about it now.

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:25, Reply)
Fudge, you mean.

(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:04, Reply)
Oddly enough the primary packaging depot for that product is just down the road from here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manassas,_Virginia
(, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 22:25, Reply)