At the airport. Blimey russians are rude. TBF customs don't like them. Get Amsterdam at 2230.

( mongychops, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:22, archived)

There were loads of them in Bali last year.
They reinforced every negative stereotype I already held about them. One young lad I kept seeing at the temples had a giant tattoo of Stalin on his leg and 1812 down his arm.

edit: I thought I was repeating myself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:39, archived)

I've been in Phuket and got treated very well because we were white people who weren't Russian.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:00, archived)

I dated a Finnish woman who had changed her name to one that sounded less Russian as she was having so many problems when travelling.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:05, archived)

She was always far too early for her flight oh hahaha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:32, archived)

SHE WAS 'RUSSIAN' [RUSHING] TOO MUCH
Jesus, tough crowd. My comic genius is wasted on you lot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 21:58, archived)

ge pæ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Feb 2026, 22:28, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 23:31, archived)

You're right, it *is* hilarious!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Feb 2026, 6:37, archived)

A culture that's come to believe smiling is a sign of weakness

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:45, archived)

b3ta, you mean.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:18, archived)

Image Challenge: Public Domain Week

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:20, archived)

-Domain +Enemy
Yeah, boyeeeeee
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:34, archived)

No chance, that would be in danger of being fun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:09, archived)

Politicians / Winter sports puns
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2639518

Oh, sorry you said ‘fun’
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:16, archived)

That one's got me on 2.0, did me a favour really

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:34, archived)

I think /talk is a friendly place, but then again I do live in America, so my idea of friendly might be a bit skewed?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:00, archived)

It has been a while since anyone got shot here

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 18:38, archived)

It's true, I mean obviously I'm still packing when I'm here, but I'm more relaxed about it now.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:25, archived)

Fudge, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:04, archived)

Oddly enough the primary packaging depot for that product is just down the road from here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manassas,_Virginia
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 22:25, archived)