afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Feb 2026, 13:31, Reply)

This place would be dead on its arse without the relentless forward march of time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 13:42, Reply)

Time is a measure of decay, it doesn't go anywhere

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:46, Reply)

Time, like an ever-rolling stream
Bears all its sons away
They fly forgotten, as a dream
Dies at the opening day
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:37, Reply)

You put the time in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the time in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the time in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the time in the coconut, and call me in the morning
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:12, Reply)

It’s this cultural wonderment that keeps me coming back to this place

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:13, Reply)

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl

Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl

As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl
And-a you, you are my girl

And no one can hurt you, oh no
Yes-a, I, oh I'm gonna love you, oh oh
Come on let me hold you darlin'
'Cause I'm the Duke of Earl

So hey yea yea yeah
And when I hold you
You'll be my Duchess, Duchess of Earl

We'll walk through my dukedom
And a paradise we will share
Yes-a, I, oh I'm gonna love you, oh oh

Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I'm the Duke of Earl
So hey yeah yeah yeah

Well, I, oh I'm gonna love you, oh oh
Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I'm the Duke of Earl
So hey yeah yeah yeah

*something about time*
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:55, Reply)

If I could save time in my butthole
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to squart it on you
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:11, Reply)

Time me kangaroo down, sport
Time me kangaroo down
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:15, Reply)

Alright notorious pedophile Rofl Harris, how's the extra leg now you fucking bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:53, Reply)

Bendy.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:19, Reply)

as a wobble-board

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:09, Reply)

'Cause the fog on the time is all mine all mine. The fog on the time is all mine.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:13, Reply)

parsley sage rosemary and time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:17, Reply)

Ah that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat I really love your timer feet

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:35, Reply)

Oh you're once, twice, three timers, lady

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:10, Reply)

At the airport. Blimey russians are rude. TBF customs don't like them. Get Amsterdam at 2230.

( mongychops, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:22, Reply)

There were loads of them in Bali last year.
They reinforced every negative stereotype I already held about them. One young lad I kept seeing at the temples had a giant tattoo of Stalin on his leg and 1812 down his arm.

edit: I thought I was repeating myself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:39, Reply)

I've been in Phuket and got treated very well because we were white people who weren't Russian.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:00, Reply)

I dated a Finnish woman who had changed her name to one that sounded less Russian as she was having so many problems when travelling.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:05, Reply)

She was always far too early for her flight oh hahaha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:32, Reply)

SHE WAS 'RUSSIAN' [RUSHING] TOO MUCH
Jesus, tough crowd. My comic genius is wasted on you lot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 21:58, Reply)

ge pæ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Feb 2026, 22:28, Reply)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 23:31, Reply)

You're right, it *is* hilarious!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Feb 2026, 6:37, Reply)

A culture that's come to believe smiling is a sign of weakness

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 14:45, Reply)

b3ta, you mean.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:18, Reply)

Image Challenge: Public Domain Week

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:20, Reply)

-Domain +Enemy
Yeah, boyeeeeee
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 15:34, Reply)

No chance, that would be in danger of being fun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:09, Reply)

Politicians / Winter sports puns
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2639518

Oh, sorry you said ‘fun’
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 16:16, Reply)

That one's got me on 2.0, did me a favour really

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:34, Reply)

I think /talk is a friendly place, but then again I do live in America, so my idea of friendly might be a bit skewed?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:00, Reply)

It has been a while since anyone got shot here

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 18:38, Reply)

It's true, I mean obviously I'm still packing when I'm here, but I'm more relaxed about it now.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:25, Reply)

Fudge, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Feb 2026, 20:04, Reply)

Oddly enough the primary packaging depot for that product is just down the road from here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manassas,_Virginia
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 22:25, Reply)

Has anyone else joined National Rebirth Party?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Feb 2026, 18:54, Reply)

They won't let you unless you can prove you are descended from True British Pre-Cambrian Invertebrates

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 21:30, Reply)

bollocks

( vladimir, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:12, Reply)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:25, Reply)