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morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 6:11, archived)
morning
Day 6850 of Trying to Understand the Neurotypicals:
Losing hope. They're like a lot of random number generators driving meat puppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 7:10, archived)
Oh God no, treacle pie. The Mongdaddy is perfectly normal. Hoopla-Hoopla, come and play the hoopla! Whistle. Flute. Hairy Biscuit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:20, archived)
Yeah, that's the stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:34, archived)
alright Noel Fielding, you colossal, colossal prick

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:47, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:49, archived)
*takes more notes*
I'm not sure if any of this is helping, but it's data
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:52, archived)
Brand and Walliams down, surely he's next

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 10:36, archived)
He’s definitely a sex pest
Dozer, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 11:22, archived)
Morning! Look what the fortune cookie that came with my won-ton soup said:
"You're not really significantly different than most other people, you're just in love with the idea that you're in some way special.
Ironically, that conviction makes you feel even more isolated, so your 'diagnosis' is of dubious benefit to you.
Your lucky numbers are 1, 23, 42, 56"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)
^ Typical Neurotypical

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 19:43, archived)
What’s so morning about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 7:57, archived)
wouldn't you like to gnow

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 8:32, archived)
might have some soup later

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 8:36, archived)
don't you mean goup??

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 8:38, archived)
I enjoyed a lovely french onion soup last week

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 8:48, archived)
IBYDYDOB IBYD

(piss and shit, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:50, archived)
RGETGEFVGRB RGBBFGB DLSJSH RGB

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:57, archived)
you keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means
(piss and shit, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 10:39, archived)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Feb 2026, 12:46, archived)
Good morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 8:54, archived)
Semen Patel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 10:43, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 11:14, archived)