I've never understood banter
- when I try to join in, I seem to always get it wrong in some way that no-one will explain.

So I'm being totally genuine right now: I come here to try to watch how it's done, and join in without the risk of anyone actually hitting me.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:02, archived)

Have you tried calling Spanishfly a paedo?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:05, archived)

Is Spanishfly a paedo?????

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:26, archived)

try a different forum with normal people on it
maybe one which aligns with your hobbies and interests
this is a place for broken idiots to endlessly repeat in jokes and insults to no purpose and trying to study it is pointless.

Also, you're annoying and I hate you.
(piss and shit, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:08, archived)

I’m usually just nice to people and then make shit jokes and I seem to fit in well enough.
Or at least if everyone hates me they generally stay quiet enough about it that I don’t notice.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:27, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 20:25, archived)

Love you xx

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 22:03, archived)

The bantz has gone downhill here ever since GFB disappeared*
*topped himself
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 20:53, archived)

-dissapeared +stole my username and abandoned his account

(piss and shit, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 21:29, archived)

Still, like the Murphys, you're not bitter.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 21:55, archived)

The biggest mistake anyone on here can make is taking oneself too seriously

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 20:58, archived)

I loathe the word 'banter', and anyone who describes their discourse as such.
Surest sign that you're dealing with a sociopathic cunt is when someone handwaves being a vile person by saying "it's just banter".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 21:59, archived)

That Adolf Hitler, he loved a bit of banter, he did.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:03, archived)

Liked handwaving too.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:19, archived)

idgi

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:47, archived)