Good morning, merry gentlefolk. How art thou?

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2026, 5:38, archived)

Zooks!
Hail fellow, well met!
But tarry, good fellow. Kenst thou not that 'folk' is plural, and 'thou' is singular?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 6:43, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 7:25, archived)

Yeah - on reflection, that would have been a more sensible response

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 7:28, archived)

A hapeth in your pocket sir, for exposing ye olde english ineptitude

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2026, 8:02, archived)

Nay, 'tis not Old, but early modern English sirrah
An it be no insult, needs must your own error mark: "ye" was a naughty type-setters convention, by Flemmish knaves, bent on butchering our noble thorn rune.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 8:22, archived)

Didn't 'you' and 'thou' coexist for a while, as the formal and informal form of address respectively?
I seem to remember reading about Judge Jeffreys disrespecting a defendant by addressing him as 'thou'.
( .Yeti., Mon 23 Feb 2026, 8:53, archived)

effrey ule
thou on a roll like Sellotape
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 9:12, archived)

Sure
But "thou" has always been singular. "You" is the versatile one.

(That was uncomfortable to write)
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:35, archived)

Thou is correct, one is the versatile one.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:42, archived)

jesus fucking christ not thou an all

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:16, archived)

we have a right morning here don’t we

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 7:56, archived)

Bitchin’.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 8:43, archived)

I hear that John Davidson has upset people at the BAFTAs with his Tourette tics.
My ex-flatmate served him in his local pharmacy about 25 years ago. He came in and said "I'm in for my mum's prescription, the CUNT!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 9:23, archived)

Didn't realise he had tourettes, so all those terrible racist things he said were just verbal tics?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:00, archived)

You should watch "I Swear", the film based on his life as a happy-go-lucky incorrigible racist.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:01, archived)

Not sure I believe him, I don't remember him shouting out racist slurs during Big Break.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:09, archived)

They cut those bits out for broadcast.
Each recording session was 16 hours long, they could only use 45 minutes.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:38, archived)

No, that was his act, there was a lot of that in the 70s

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:49, archived)

Proper comedy before it became woke
- dads in youtube comments
( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:57, archived)

You wouldn't be allowed to say that these days!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:12, archived)

You're allowed to shout it at people if you say you have a medical condition

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:24, archived)

In his defence, his mum is a cunt.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:51, archived)

All women are, that's why I only date other incels

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:57, archived)

alright /links

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 13:01, archived)

Morning
I've just had to deliver a syringe of the mental's piss to the doctors and now I have to go to squeeze pus out of a cyst on my mum's shoulder.
I truly am blessed.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 10:30, archived)

I mean,
you didn't have to
(piss and shit, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 7:37, archived)