Killing Her Softly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:56, archived)

Roberta Lack

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:57, archived)

DAMN YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8438876
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)

Roberta Lack

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:57, archived)

You know that was last year, right?
I know Australia is backwards but I didn't realise it was by that much.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:58, archived)

Takes ages for the paperboy to get there

( mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:59, archived)

Come down off yer trips yet?
What were they/them
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:00, archived)

Yeah, Dr Seuss trips, dark web purchase

( mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:19, archived)

careful mate i think brb is an undercover fedora

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:21, archived)

according to hastily scotched internet rumours
it wasn't hats, it was kids
(piss and shit, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 15:06, archived)

Proper LSD or research chems do you think?
Remember those rainbow CND sign tabs in the late 80s? Proper stung your tongue like a battery which actual acid won't do. Strong as fuck though, at least three people I know never came back from them
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:25, archived)

What are their b3ta usernames?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:26, archived)

he said three people not two people

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:27, archived)

Has your brother recovered yet?
You missed out some of my best work.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:31, archived)

i did miss a few yeah sorry mate
i abused my editorial privileges
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:52, archived)

You should be ashamed of yrself.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:57, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2634744
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 14:00, archived)

they just didn't like you m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:26, archived)

Fair

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:29, archived)

don't worry they never liked me either

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:54, archived)

Yeah LSD tabs. Small. 4 was too many. Funny really. I honestly couldn't see in the pub. Visuals were so strong. Pupils massive. Do the next ones in company

( mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 14:27, archived)

"If it's bitter, it's a spitter."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Feb 2026, 15:39, archived)

Especially since a croc bit one of his legs off, a shark bit the other one off, and then a koala pissed chlamydia into his eyes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:05, archived)

There was a bull shark in the bay yesterday

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:09, archived)

Not a euphemism

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:10, archived)

Otiszzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:24, archived)

They do it for attention

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:56, archived)

I rely on my wife for this kind of thing
Perhaps that needs reassessment
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:00, archived)

Roberta Clock

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:01, archived)

TRY TENA MEN TODAY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:05, archived)

I bet they cost a tena!

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:07, archived)

DISCREET PROTECTION
DESIGNED FOR MEN
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:11, archived)

I just accidentally discovered
that the song Sarah Connor's flatmate was listening to on her Walkman before she was killed by the Terminator was "Intimacy" by Australian artist/singer/designer Lin van Hek, written by van Hek and her long-term partner and collaborator Joe Dolce.

Joe "Shaddap You Face" Dolce.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:27, archived)

Mate too soon ffs
What's a matter you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:30, archived)

Arnie should really have deadpanned "shaddap you face" before he shot her, not too late for a special edition

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:32, archived)

Now I know why you look-a so sad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:39, archived)

he'k

( .Yeti., Wed 25 Feb 2026, 14:21, archived)

Rigoberta Flack

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:07, archived)

Roberta sub-Prime

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:14, archived)

"Phil Collins, Mariah Carey and Lauryn Hill among Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees"
YES!
( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:22, archived)

AT LAST

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:26, archived)

All the time, Sussusudio oh oh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:54, archived)

Phil FALLEN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 16:08, archived)

Phel Collins, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 19:12, archived)

Jimmy Fallon Over

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 19:13, archived)

Still Collins

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 16:31, archived)

Phil Coffins

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 16:55, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 19:12, archived)

Lauryn ill

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 17:08, archived)

Buriah Carey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 17:38, archived)

Your ex?
That'll take fucking ages, go tonto on her.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 21:34, archived)