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So, how long until AI comes for your job?
I think I've got 18 months tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:22, archived)
Dunno if ai can sign on the dole as well as I can

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:28, archived)
I don't think it's called 'The Dole' any more. I think it's called 'The Fuckening'

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:31, archived)
It's all terrible. Unless you work the system. I've not had an appointment in 3 years. This country is fucking useless

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:32, archived)
I've only ever touched the system once about twenty years ago. I was a month away from completely running out of money.
I realised then that it doesn't matter how much you pay in. They pay out the same amount (not enough to even cover the rent)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:18, archived)
No actual ID, so no it can't, that's probably the one field of human endeavor that's safe.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:39, archived)
Never be a true artist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)
It's odd because AI doesn't need a job

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:30, archived)
You can call me Al

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:31, archived)
Keep it working. I don't want to turn up at the lake and a load of ai is there taking up the place

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)
Just under 37% total cannabinoids in this weed mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:33, archived)
I don't really understand the science behind strains. Can never tell the difference. Wasted on me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:46, archived)
wasted lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 18:17, archived)
Al has already taken my job, he’s a right prick
Albert the prick, we call him
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:30, archived)
He sounds like a right prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:16, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:39, archived)
I'm giving AI a job as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:47, archived)
oh you've got a pleasure model?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:40, archived)
I think my job is relatively safe, maybe 5 years.
AI will have nuked the world by then though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:47, archived)
AI modeling will soon start producing drugs that cure many of the world's worst diseases
Unfortunately it will also come up with the pricing and marketing schemes to wring the most revenue out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)
RFK Jr just read this and came

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:01, archived)
He said recently that he's a carnivore, he only eats meat and 'ferments', not a verb apparently

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 19:52, archived)
We've had a request to incorporate tacrolimus into a paste for a stoma patient.
Will have to make a test batch and look at it on the slab after a month to see if it still looks OK. When AI learns how to use a spatula, I'll start worrying.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:18, archived)
^eligible spatula

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 19:55, archived)
#infest

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:41, archived)
I start my new job on Monday.
So I reckon by Wednesday or Thursday at the latest.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:51, archived)
alright CrAIg David

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:03, archived)
I don't think it will

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:05, archived)
ai wouldn't do my job either. unless robots like being covered in mud

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:42, archived)
Likes and dislikes are irrelevant, they're robots

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:08, archived)
spose

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:34, archived)
It is welcome to my job, I don't want it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:15, archived)