BRITISH SOIL AT LAST
In my pants, I mean.

Morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 6:02, archived)

None of your foreign muck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 6:38, archived)

smeggy morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:01, archived)

So very, very smeggy
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:44, archived)

Rob Graren't

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:35, archived)

Sir Oink A-Lot lost, I see

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:31, archived)

A modern tragedy

b3ta, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:44, archived)

Oink's knighthood seems more archaic than modern

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:07, archived)

Defo an inherited title

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:31, archived)

I heard he was knighted with a pork sword

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:30, archived)

cannibalism!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:25, archived)

🐢 🔌

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:50, archived)

He likes bacon butties, and he cannot lie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:16, archived)

also cannibalism!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:40, archived)

SMELLY BOLLOCKS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:44, archived)

Smollocks, yours

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:45, archived)

Betty Swollocks

( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 9:59, archived)

Norma Stitts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:13, archived)

Edna Bucket

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:16, archived)

Mary Hinge

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:51, archived)

Good to have you back

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:04, archived)

oh why don't you put your tongue right down the back of his trousers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:24, archived)

"Darling fascist bully boy"

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:32, archived)

BOOMSHANKA

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:54, archived)

no he won't understand that
- better spell it out for him
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:41, archived)

"May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman"

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:55, archived)

,Trousers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:29, archived)

FARAGE 4 PM

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:37, archived)

Penis Muncher

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:38, archived)

Post-Mortem

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:41, archived)

Nigel Sub-Mortem

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:51, archived)

An ex-b3tan shared this on FB, made me laugh
www.facebook.com/share/r/1CjUaMbo2b/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:31, archived)

mustache wax, red flag

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:52, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:54, archived)