afternoon citizens

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:15, archived)

I'm more of a netizen

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:19, archived)

*surfs the internet superhighway*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:22, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:25, archived)

yo

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:28, archived)

Been with the mental all morning
Memory clinic nurse was there, she claims that there's been no significant decline in the mental's memory, despite her thinking it was 2002, didn't know the month or date, repeated herself numerous times and accused the neighbour of breaking in to watch her sleeping. Fun times.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:00, archived)

Sounds like a significant decline in the nurse’s memory.
Maybe she also needs a memory clinic nurse who also needs a memory clinic nurse who needs the first nurse in some sort of ouroborous/human centipede medical hybrid.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:15, archived)

They need to stop going by their stupid routine
As soon as they change the questions around, it's obvious to see the decline. My uncle consistently scored 26 points, until his wife pointed out that they always ask him the same questions in the same order. They swapped the questions around and he scored 12.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:55, archived)

Skyrocket in flitizens

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:29, archived)

aAAAaAAaarRRRrrRrdDddDDDdVVVvvvVvAAAAAaaaaRrRRrrrkKK

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:33, archived)

:D

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:13, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:29, archived)

‘spose

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:33, archived)

moming

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:31, archived)

I love the smell of napalm in the+

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:34, archived)

This is fine
🐶🔥
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:26, archived)

Pub time. Cricket semi eh

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:48, archived)

I’m gonna bail on this one

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)

Well that leaves me stumped

( mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:30, archived)

The Guardian has an anti-adblocker popup on every page now, it's made the site pretty much unusable for me
It's bordering on unreadable anyway, someone here suggested the aussie ABC news, desperate measures.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)

Are the popups preventing me watching the cricket a sobering critique of modern society? asks Adrian Chiles

( .Yeti., Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:05, archived)

I wonder if the Aussies have an Adrian-Chiles-a-like

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:33, archived)

His dog barked at my kid
/ac
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:17, archived)

rright click on the message and block element in ublock origin
sometimes there's a transpaent full screen layer under the message which stops you navigating the page so right click anywwhere on the page and select block element to fuck that off as well
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:24, archived)

lol iPad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:34, archived)

"Hide distracting items" usually works
I used it on spanishfly’s posts
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:35, archived)

haha u mug

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:05, archived)

As political, technological, and corporate forces concentrate power and wealth, only a global outlook and independent journalism can defend democracy and protect the truth
innit
( broadsword, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:25, archived)

Yes, but why *are* British estate agents so weird online?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)