morning butt mufflers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 6:16, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 6:26, archived)

morning mc

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 6:58, archived)

BUTT STUFF

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:12, archived)

Gninrom

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:14, archived)

I had my muffler removed. Completely illegal due to the noise and pollution

( mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:17, archived)

Bufflers!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:55, archived)

+ the butt-vampire slayer

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:55, archived)

assisted by Mr Piles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:56, archived)

mmf mmf mmf

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 8:34, archived)

^ The Crash Test Bummies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:27, archived)

God Muffled His Feet

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:36, archived)

They couldn't understand that his butt was always muffled

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:41, archived)

Muffled His Butt was *right there*. :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 15:15, archived)

I am hung over

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 10:21, archived)

Missus is working in Glasgow today and tomorrow, and it's on fire.
Checked her train was running this morning (to Queen Street) and it was fine, but she's got there to find that their office is closed because it's too close to all the action. She'll just have to chuck some flares at rival football fans instead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 10:28, archived)

Do they not appreciate 70s trouser fashions then?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 11:09, archived)

Of course they do, how else would you explain the enduring popularity of the Bay City Rollers?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:07, archived)

presumably their manager dropping the name
whilst having sex with each successive generation of children
(piss and shit, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:36, archived)

Les McKeown was proper dishy and would never have allowed that sort of carry-on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 16:11, archived)

riiiiight

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 18:32, archived)

Have you ever actually properly listened to the lyrics of Bye Bye Baby? I thought not.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 20:43, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 11:34, archived)

moming

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 11:49, archived)

Theory: the new Iran leader is the old one, he was not killed by all those bombs, he was blown backwards in time
DO THE RESEARCH
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:02, archived)

Thank goodness, now we have 31 years to kill him before we have to kill him again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:09, archived)

Unfortunately he now knows the plan :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)