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What's your favourite software easter egg of all time?
I'm building something that involves hidden features unlocked by a physical object and looking for inspiration. What's the best easter egg you've ever found buried in software? The more obscure the better.
(db123, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:34, archived)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8458314
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)
I really like the cheapo Cadburys buttons easter eggs

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)
Fucking what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:52, archived)
He's talking about that thing where
you open an admin command prompt in Windows and type "route delete * /p" and press enter. This allows you to access the Real B3ta.com instead of this fake and gay one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 16:44, archived)
That's oddly specific
And very dull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:03, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:08, archived) 

10 PRINT "db123 is great! ";
20 ' by great, of course I mean gay
30 GOTO 10

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:30, archived)
30 HOMO 10 more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:15, archived)
A firm stem

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:31, archived)
At full mast.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:32, archived)
dunno really
not much of a gamer.
I liked using cheat codes when I did play though

oh, there are a couple of hidden cars you could get in driver 2 on the ps1, one was really shit though
(piss and shit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:39, archived)
Seeing the Dopefish pop up in Doom 2016 was fun.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:46, archived)
I was just thinking of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:57, archived)
Dizzy Gets Crucified

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:55, archived)
Tony Hayers Pro Skater

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:21, archived)
"That’s one doomed space marine!"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:23, archived)
Grand Theft Autoerotic Asphyxiation

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:24, archived)
Lemmings 2: The Klumps

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:24, archived)
I buried my eggs deep into your nans software last Christmas m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:26, archived)
Super Mario Does Dallas

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:27, archived)
Meinkampf

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:27, archived)
Jet Set Willycheese

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:29, archived)
Epstein Island 2: Jeffrey’s Revenge

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:31, archived)
Day of the Testicle

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:31, archived)
reblasted

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 16:53, archived)
I mean... this
www.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/12gtyr1/happy_easter/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:47, archived)
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:09, archived)
*main screen turn on*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:10, archived)
somebody set us up the rapid unscheduled disassembly

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:52, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:22, archived)
I liked it on metal gear solid when I had to insert controller 2 into my anus to defeat the boss

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:31, archived)
damn that Springsteen and his sexual demands

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:01, archived)
Everybody's got a hungry ass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:36, archived)
#backstreets

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:58, archived)
got the controller up and beat the game

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:55, archived)
this one time, in Liberty City...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:48, archived)