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Dragging all the weird shit back to the top again like an unheimlich trawlerman

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:58, archived)
Sweet unheimlich manoeuvre, bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:12, archived)
unheimlich manoeuvres in the dark

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:13, archived)
ooh yesss MY FAVOURITE

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:19, archived)
^Enola GAYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)
Well they just wouldn't work in broad daylight, would they?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:25, archived)
cheers :)
don't look at what's in the nets
definitely don't do that
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:19, archived)

honestly, don't
people go a bit funny
you try to catch their eye then you realise you don't have enough eyes to look at all of theirs and then there's screaming and it seems a long way off but you realise it's coming from you
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:21, archived)

and people *really* don't like the way we have to hold them down to get them off the boat
Well tbqhwy a small number do, but they tend to join the crew at that point and that's as you can imagine a whole other story
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:24, archived)
I like this.
It reads like promotional copy from the Innsmouth Tourism Board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:28, archived)
can you get out of my light i'm trying to read

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:18, archived)

ahahahahaha love it
I had to look this up
"You're Welcome to Innsmouth"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:39, archived)

honestly though wiki had me at "malign undersea civilization"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:41, archived)
They're just misunderstood! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:54, archived)
misunderthesead

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:37, archived)
Glen Campbell'zzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:49, archived)
lol
like an unheimlich trawlerman
scraping up creatures from the regions where we shouldn't go
just like an unheimlich trawlerman
what the fuck am I looking at here I don't even know
These monsters coming up from the foam
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:47, archived)